Drive Fast, Smoke Grass

--------------| Leo | 26 | He/Him |-------------- I'm a picker, I'm a grinner, I'm a lover, and I'm a sinner. I post my memes in the sun.

[whenimyoungandtrue]

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[pochowek]

Visit Original Link

[cleo-fox]

Writing tips:

“You feel the bulge in his pants” - implies that you are feeling some guy’s penis, may be sexy depending on context

“You feel the bugle in his pants” - implies that this guy has a military horn in his pants, invites confusing questions like why does he have that and how big are his pockets

[maple-seed]

Both options convey that he's horny

[cleo-fox]

How dare you be funnier than me on my own post

[g1deonthen1nth]

we have GOT to cut to the fucking feeling

[estrogenesis-evangelion]

i don't care if monday's bleak

tuesday matches wednesday's freak

thursday mispronouncing steak

it's friday, i'm in love

[my-dailydreams]

[theehorsepusssy]

[vinceaddams]

"Stained glass" faille jacket by Freda Blackwood, 1970's or early 80's, via Kerry Taylor Auctions.

[vinceaddams]

There's more of them!!

Edit: And here's a 5 minute video from the same exhibition.

[catchymemes]

[sovietpostcards]

Yuvenali Korovin. Illustration for Vladimir Mayakovsky's "To Children" (1976 edition)

[processintegrated]

I went to a dog show the other day. A Yorkie took Best in Show, a Jack Russell took second, and a Scotty took third. I’m starting to think the judges had some sort of All-Terrier motive.

[possessedpasm]

"Computer Conversations: How to Talk to Your New Co-Worker" .1969

[Comm for Runnerrabbit on Bsky!]

[undying-princess]

knowing how it tends to go with male authors and their wives it was probably marge who wrote the odyssey

[backofthebach]

[judgerinder]

boobs up my ass

[sadgrl22-deactivated20150406]

And out

[possessedpasm]

"Computer Conversations: How to Talk to Your New Co-Worker" .1969

[Comm for Runnerrabbit on Bsky!]

[possessedpasm]

She may seem familiar to some of you, that's because I did this commission for her back in 2023!

[possessedpasm]

Listening to Carly Simon and having Big Katie Feelings...

[possessedpasm]

What are you so afraid of?