because, evan

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[fuckleyydiaz]

[ciqqy]

I will lock in tomorrow like nobody has ever locked in before

[ciqqy]

[origamicrow]

take a break while watching this little bunny cross your dash

[muddiedfoxglove]

And where is every single Ryan hates buddie fake insider at now.

[delusionalemergency]

because the word friendship doesn't feel right sometimes, hm?

[apricustar]

ryliver mating rituals are on such a crazy level of freak4freak i feel like im watching the discovery channel

[ms-demeanor]

How do you feel about driving?

I can drive, I am good at driving, I enjoy driving.

I can drive, I am good at driving, I do not enjoy driving.

I can drive, I am bad at driving, I enjoy driving.

I can drive, I am bad at driving, I do not enjoy driving.

I haven't learned to drive, I think I would enjoy driving.

I haven't learned to drive, I do not think I would enjoy driving.

I can't drive anymore, I was good at it, I enjoyed driving.

I can't drive anymore, I was good at it, I didn't enjoy it.

I can't drive anymore, I was bad at it, I enjoyed it.

I can't drive anymore, I was bad at it, I didn't enjoy it.

Remaining time: 4 minutes

[buddiediner]

maddies the one who called eddie and she was crying when she did it so i know I KNOWWW that there was a solid five seconds where eddie was sure buck was dead again

[muddiedfoxglove]

CAN WE PLEASE LET OLIVER STARK KISS RYAN GUZMAN ON ABC THURSDAYS AT 8/7 CENTRAL. ITS GETTING DIRE AT THIS POINT.

[buddiegoingcanon2026]

OMFG. Ryan and Oliver at the Nashville con. They are so adorable.

[bluismie]

“we’ll be fine”

[assiraphales]

if qui gon had been anakin’s master, anakin prob wouldn’t have gone to the dark side. not necessarily bc he’d been a better master, but bc obi wan would be the cool older bro he’d sneak out w and confide in instead of the fake father figure he felt the constant need to rebel against. ‘palpatine has been asking me to spend time with him…’ ‘NEVER trust a politician. wait, hold. why the kriff is a decrepit thing like him trying to hang out w a 12 year old’ ‘I’m in love w padme. I want to get married!’ ‘u still have a rat tail’

[robinpup]

[drbtinglecannon]

You should be able to rot in bed for 2, maybe 3 hours after waking up before it starts affecting what time it is. If I wake up at 8:30 and lie in bed for 2hr it should still be 8:30 when I get up

[dragon-in-a-fez]

the thing about being "good with kids" is all it takes is literally just not trying to control and mould them with every interaction. it's just being a normal person and engaging with them through normal interactions like having conversations and playing games. it's just being genuine and friendly and not perceiving them as lumps of wet clay you are there to shape. "oh you're so good with kids" thanks it's because I think they are people

[muttsys-deactivated20260425]

Ok*reduces you to a simmer* go rest for a while

[wheresmyphonemp3]

my me hurts

[wheresmyphonemp3]

ouch ough ouch. #MyMe