idk what to change this to rn

I've never done one of these forreal. Um... Cis/female. 20. bi...maybe idk really. Yeah let's go with that

[midnightmemesallday]

Y’all I’m selling feet pics but also taking cute pics of my feets so if you’re interested go follow me @beescutefeets

@fawnbinary

[localstarboy]

[thesnadger]

Character in a horror novel: The food was delicious, though I couldn’t quite identify what kind of meat was in it.

Me:

[weedbrownie-deactivated20211009]

Oh btw Yzma is a golden example of a likeable non sympathetic villain. The audience knows she is totally evil and pretty much un redeemable but the writers and character designers did such an excellent job of making her so likeable and visually appealing A fucking plus

[weedbrownie-deactivated20211009]

Kronks redemption arc has yet to be rivaled nothing can ever fucking compare.

[i-feel-fantastic-deactivated202]

OP did u just fucking call Yzma “visually appealing”?????

[weedbrownie-deactivated20211009]

In terms of character design Yzma is visually appealing, the artists did a great job picking out colours and perfecting her silhouette. Using those design principles, they created an expressive villain that is fun to watch on screen.

[angelbabyspice]

op is absolutely right in that observation, good character design is about good use of shapes, curves and angles. Yzma is a fantastic example of that.

[mamaduafe]

A d we can’t sideline Eartha Kitt for literally breathing life into her character to the point of perfection. Yzma was really was an exemplary villain.

[tygermama]

‘visually appealing’ does not equal ‘want to fuck them’

[excalibelle]

hot take: the problem isnt the manic pixie dream girl. its the boring ass moody emotional leech guy she always gets paired with. we need more manic pixie dream characters. just give them partners who are as great as them or let them be happy alone! no more smart, beautiful, optimistic, kind girls getting paired with actual mosquitoes of men!

[inkthecryptid]

Also: make some manic pixie dream boys. If I wanna see romance maybe I wanna see a giddy boy full of positive energy who tells you fun facts about the constellations. Stop teaching boys they have to be moody and sad and they have to find salvation in a dream girl, this is how you breed Bad Men.

[jctko]

titanic

[unwinona]

*whispers* holy shit

[spooksandwheezes]

this bitch said “,okay,”

[raviposting]

Shane: “If you are going to kill me, turn the right one off.”

[music note as flashlight turns off]

Shane: “Okay!”

[webcomicname]

[loloftheday]

Plant shaming

[katschy]

He’s a doctor.

[homestuck]

doctor shaming

[theconcealedweapon]

We should have universal healthcare and universal basic income. We can fund it by taxing rich people.

But taxation is theft, you say? Fine. Make it voluntary. Businesses can opt out of paying taxes. If they don’t want government involved in their business, then government won’t be involved.

But that means no government involvement at all, even when it benefits them. That means no patents, trademarks, or copyrights, since those wouldn’t exist without government. They want a free market? Then they can compete with someone else stealing their customers by selling their products at a lower price.

[smarter-than-the-republicans]

If a company loses money, they’ll foot the bill for once and not us. No government bailouts when they intentionally make dumbass business decisions.

They want government subsidies for not paying their workers enough? Too fucking bad, Wal-Mart, you’re not getting special treatment for being shitty employers anymore.

Oil/gas/coal companies want to keep people from using their own solar panels and wind generators? Go to hell, you don’t get to write the laws anymore.

[nu11-pointer]

Also no taxes, no special labels. So if you want to label your product “made in America”, but don’t pay your taxes, too bad. Want to use government certifications? You better pay those taxes. FDA approval? Better be paying those taxes. Run out of money? Too bad you didn’t pay your taxes, cause you can’t file for bankruptcy.

[yyyyddmmsupremacy-deactivated20]

No no no, it’s not just that

You wanna deliver your goods? Tax money paved those roads. You want electricity? Too bad, govt-run power grid.

[smarter-than-the-republicans]

Holy shit, this is getting better each time.

[backwardsflow]

This is why the whole ‘taxation is theft’ idea doesn’t work. At their core, businesses exist to make money. Money that is created and given value by the government. If your business doesn’t want to pay taxes to ensure the continued operation of the government, then what right does it have to use its currency? Your money has no value outside of the value assigned to it by the government, so you can’t lay claim to any value you supposedly have before paying your dues to the organization that gives your paper slips meaning.

[fandomsandfeminism]

I love it

[luciferlaughs]

Scientists have discovered how to make glow-in-the-dark cats by inserting the jellyfish genes that create fluorescent proteins into feline eggs.

[wordswithkittywitch]

I needed to check that this was real, and apparently, it is. What’s more, the end goal in these experiments was to fight feline AIDS, creating glow-in-the-dark cats was a side effect. That might be the greatest sentence I write this year.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

These cats are going to live healthier lives and also tell each other scary stories at night <3

[chefpyro]

anyway

[myqueenacademia-deactivated2021]

this explains so much about my sense of humor

[cryptidallycat]

Shuri shouting out the floor is lava and recording the confusion among the avengers wondering why tchalla king of Wakanda hopped up on a counter cause goddammit his little sister pulls this shit all the time and peter is stuck on the wall because he’s also a child of the internet and understands the meme life and now his fate is sealed there will never not be a time Shuri isn’t camera ready and yelling out the floor is lava to see the wackiest places she could get peter to stick on

[thequantumqueer]

T’Challa ignored her once so she developed synthetic deployable lava and the next time she yelled the floor is lava it actually was. T’Challa lives in fear now because he knows if he doesn’t pretend the floor is dangerous, it will be.

[anonymousrobinhoodqueer]

Once she got peter to stick onto T’Challa.

[sophie531896273240810891]

let me relax……………will comment later…………………..

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

That same friend and I also wondered once how easy it would be to spread a rumor, but we didn’t want to start a rumor about anyone innocent, so at lunch I tapped the shoulder of a classmate at another table behind us and said “hey tell everyone [friend] and I are getting in a fight after school.” He said “well are you” and I said of course not and he said okay great and told one other guy,

And then as my friend and I were leaving school a Bunch of people were waiting outside to see the fight, and the principal was there, and he stopped us, and we asked what was going in, and he said he’d heard we were going to fight, and we said why would we do that, we’re best friends.

Looking back it was an extremely Nickelodeon immature shenanigans situation, but alarming in that kids are so bored in school it took a single claim to get everyone gathered for a fight like Southern Ohio were the Lord of the Flies island

[lmaonade]

mom making fun of me bc she heard me talking to my cat. i was asking him if he had permission to be baby and asking for his permit and now i’m being bullied  

[lmaonade]

this little man does NOT have a baby license 

[valtsv]

*tastes potion like a chef testing the soup* hm. needs more eye of newt.

[cool-art-i-didnt-do]

this is hilarious + its even funnier if u kno that eye of newt is probably mustard seed

[valtsv]

so who else was today years old when they learned that “eye of newt” is mustard seed and not the literal eye of a newt or am i just dumb

[tsunadadudi]

Theres even more beyond eye of newt

[aviculor]

no wonder my potions never work the way they should

[catboy-supremacist]

[quacktracks]

People, my roommates’ cat is precious and pathetic. I love her.

[lazorsandparadox]

Very happy cat!

[fuzipenguin]

I love the ‘fuck you’ tail. No one ever believes me when I say they can do that. I have one cat who does this to me all the time, lol!