[rana030]

Pov: you're reading a fanfiction and suddenly y/n starts to call him daddy

[midnightprocrastinator]

😂😂😂

[midnightprocrastinator]

Anybody else block random people for postin weird shit.....like why would u write a fanfic ROMANTICIZING someone being stalked and then RAPED..... fuck is wrong with people

[afriblaq]

Most people don’t even know her name. Alice Parker is her name. Back in 1919, she created and patented a gas powered heating system when most homes were still using fireplaces and coal stoves. She imagined heating an entire home safely, with different rooms warmed individually instead of relying on one fire source. Even though her system wasn’t fully used back then, her ideas are the reason modern central heating and zoning exist today. That’s Black history. That’s legacy.

[deceasedcardinal]

[midnightprocrastinator]

CAN I GET A AMEN !!!!!!!THANKYA LORD JESUS

[ohclaire]

Reader who works with kids and forgets to turn off the like…teacher kid voice.

You’re around children all day, having to break up silly fights or tantrums. Of course you need to keep a certain tone for the kids and make sure you aren’t using words that are too big or inappropriate for them. And you were just so tired and you had such a long day and then you heard arguing and kind of forgot you weren’t with kids anymore…

“No, Simon! I totally got the last hit I cannae—“

“Johnny, if you think—“

“Uh uh! No thank you, boys, that is not how we talk to one another.“ Your tone is stern but bright…like you were talking to two children instead of two highly trained officers. You shake your head, still not looking up from the book you’re writing in.

“…sorry.” Johnny can’t help but apologizing.

Simon is looking at you waiting for you to realize your mistake, but Johnny jabs an elbow into his side, gesturing meaningfully with his head.

“Right…sorry.” Simon follows his guidance.

Kyle immediately laughs at how obedient you made them, pointing at how Johnny has clasped his hands politely in his lap.

“What?” Soap fires back at him, “you’d listen ta that tone too!”

You’re only broken from your trance when John snorts, “why don’t you lot listen to me like that?”

Your head shoots up. “Oh my god!” Eyes widening, finally realizing what you had just done.

[midnightprocrastinator]

A fav of mine

[frey-williams]

When every virgin reader is a petite, white sundress, childish, pigtailed, ‘doe eyed’ innocent girl

[majoreine]

Me as soon as the fic mentions “Y/N” only for it to be described as an OC, being extremely submissive and childish or uses some dumbass pet-name like “puppy”🥀🥀

[plottwistpotato]

I have to practice mindfulness whenever I find a fanfic series and click on the first chapter only for Tumblr to take me to this page

Like BSFFR, I WAS ALREADY ON THE APP

[midnightprocrastinator]

I know I dont post much or like at all but a heads up for the people who follow me one of these days im gonna start posting things i personally found in the Epstein files so .........here's your warning.

[cathnospam]

it’s actually annoying how tumblr shows actual porn on my feed but i post 1 shirtless photo of a guy and it gets flagged

this is a very stupid app

[midnightprocrastinator]

LIKE WHY ARE THE ADS FULL SX SCENES BUT I CANT LOOK AT A DRAWING OF ZOROS ABS!!!!!!!

[3racha-agustd]

When you look for a fic on Tag Reader and the main character already has a name and social security number...

[deedzreads]

when the author starts describing some fuck ass outfit that i’m supposedly wearing

[leyraaleyraa]

[midnightprocrastinator]

Yes cause why are they writing smut fics about people young enough to be their child.

[midnightprocrastinator]

Simon "Ghost" Riley fic theme

Angst

Romance

Fae au

Voting ended onAug 5, 2025

[midnightprocrastinator]

Congratulations to everyone who voted for Simon"Ghost " Riley !!!!! Ask are open and my mind,mental health are ready ask away. ( can't promise good grammer tho)

[midnightprocrastinator]

Dont you love when you actually try to be active and tumbler deletes all of your work three different times ....It the best feeling 🥲

[midnightprocrastinator]

I love how as soon as i try to be active my ma break her computer ,thats been on its last leg for years and now has to use mine for the duration of her time in nurseing school.