no1fanofthepals

peekaboo it's me am minor whatever pronouns you want probably one of the people that exists‽ [sic]

[percysfoxblog]

[ein-kleiner]

@fuck-detector what is this? A crocodile? Some kind of fish? Or just driftwood?

[fuck-detector]

juuuuust a friendly piece of driftwood u can put ur hand in the water it's fine don't worry

[lav4llee]

i will never top this again

[eightdoctor]

internet ransom note where instead of magazine letters it’s just jpgs of letters found on google

[eightdoctor]

[segamascott]

such a good listener hard to find those sometimes

[nicomrade]

[t4timekeeper]

[genderfluid-and-confuzled]

thought one: yummy yummy

thought two: orange juice in my tummy

[lezbianz]

this is for a part-time job as a barista

[inactiveaccount082024]

on an application to work the front desk of a hotel

[chasetriesagain]

If minimum wage you'd like to make, This ancient quiz you'll have to take.

Step right up, but be prepared. Those who fail are poverty-snared. Question One! If your labor proves most fruitful, Raking quarters by the bootful, Who should excess profits reap, Me the wolf or you the sheep? Question Two! If, by merit, you're made pope, What will be your fervent hope? Law and order justly paired? Or mercy and the guilty spared?

Question Three! If a train should leave Topeka Driven by a solar squeaker, How then should the cat behave? Give it milk or give it grave? Question Four! Do you have a criminal record?

[segamascott]

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

What

okay like The White Pharaoh image macros i make are supposed to be somewhat of a parody of Mormons but like. how the fuck am i supposed to parody this, they literally already did the thing. the thing that im like “oh haha this is funny because its an exaggeration” no. the mormons actually made the most ass-ugly egyptophilic sculpture that i have ever seen in my life

[tumbwr]

scrungkelle

[good-fwiend-in-wome]

shoutout to flags that look like landscapes fr gotta be one of my favorite genders

[jonnystrebor]

Not to forget:

[charl0ttan]

these days it seems like nobody wants to blind people

[charl0ttan]

nobody

[charl0ttan]

nobody wants to blind people

[theslimeologist]

he.

[theslimeologist]

his skills: sleeping

[theslimeologist]

his specialty: curing me

[theslimeologist]

its Mr Handsome

[transmascfrankiero]

well other than that mrs. kennedy how was the drive

[watchdune1984]

oh it’s ms.

[kurhanchyk]

i think they should allow everyone in the world to vote in american elections

[anthonybourdyke]

[brawltogethernow]