no1fanofthepals

peekaboo it's me am minor whatever pronouns you want probably one of the people that exists‽ [sic]

[louisegluckpdf]

next dynamic were sexualizing is that of a bull and a toreador

[star-thief]

[satan-offical]

Teacher: guys this Tumblr post is 36281992 years old and only the long lost Tumblr princess can read it

Me: but teacher, I can read it just fine *starts reading in perfect tumblanese*

[satan-offical]

I posted this yesterday and it already has 3k notes

[the-citizen-toula]

Rick Wakeman being real on twitter

[cutecipher]

[setheverman]

don’t worry, you’re still in the “early life” part of your wikipedia page

[veryoldlady]

cool

[vulpine-dyke]

As a chronic "good heavens" sayer, and as a casual rhyme enjoyer, it's been really hard not to pepper in the phrase "good heavens six sevens" into my vocabulary. It would be so much fun to say, but it would immediately alienate both young hip people and old antiquated people and really only be enjoyed by whimsically autistic transgender women, so yeah :/

[omegaversereloaded]

No

[markovchaingang]

americans are a saudi oil baron's idea of classy. brits are an american's idea of classy. the french are a brit's idea of classy. unfortunately the chain ends here since the french's idea of classy is also the french

[shinraalpha]

titanic Wreckage perfec t size for put trillionaire in to n\ap! inside very Cool and Meme trillionaire look so sick put trillionaore in Titanic Wreckage. Put Trillionaore In Titanic Wreckage. no problems ever in titanicc wreckage because good Shape and Support for trillionaire ti visit in little snubmarine. Thetitanic Wreckage yes a place for a trillionaire put trillionaire in titanic wreckage can trust Mad Catz xbox controller for giveing good submarine control to trillionaire. friend titanic wreckage

[rslashrats]

NO!!!!! THIS IS NOT HOW YOU PET IT!!!! NOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOURE STRESSING IT OUT…. NOOOOOOOOOOOOO😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨🤬

[takeapebs]

Every band got the

[toriel-2]

the quick brown fox lowkey mogs the lazy dog

[beiph]

The quick brown fox just low-key vibe mogged the lazy chopped dog

[miles-tails-prowers-crotch]

The quickpilled brown fox vibemogs lazy chud dogcel by jumpmaxxing

[fishing-princess]

I Defeated the Demon Lord but it Turns Out the Demon Army was Largely Unaffected and I Fell Victim to a Flawed Belief in Great Man Theory

[leftcosine]

I Executed The Demon Lord With One Flawless Strike And After A Brief Power Struggle The New Demon Government Is Substantially More Committed To The War Because Of Some Reason I Don't Know

[nedlittle]

1920s guy driving a model t with a "i bought this before ford went crazy" bumper sticker

[chiyo-mihama]

its ok

[chiyo-mihama]

why

[percysfoxblog]

[ein-kleiner]

@fuck-detector what is this? A crocodile? Some kind of fish? Or just driftwood?

[fuck-detector]

juuuuust a friendly piece of driftwood u can put ur hand in the water it's fine don't worry

[eightdoctor]

internet ransom note where instead of magazine letters it’s just jpgs of letters found on google

[eightdoctor]