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ryland grace and the world he saved
if i was a soccer player i'd simply kick that ball in the goal instead of wasting everyone's time
Honestly humans should be able to deploy little parasitic creatures called “learnlets” to go learn new things, or discover hidden ideas, and then return in the evenings
You have to eat them for dinner or other evening meal to gain their knowledge okay
you can seek out and eat the learnlets of your enemies for the purposes of war
Two Earthlings (2009) by John Brosio
being at work while your personal life is falling apart has to be among the top 3 worst human experiences. You’re at your absolute lowest and someone wants to circle back on an email…… unreal
updated the character limit on the blinkie maker! previously 15 characters, you can now attempt to cram a whopping 25 characters on your blinkies!! certain fonts and font sizes WILL cut off. use your best judgement ok?
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Have you ever gotten an exact match?
if by "exact match" you mean "100% of the letters in this post match 100% of an organism's entire genome," then the chances of that happening by pure accident are so ridiculously small, you'd have better odds buying 100 lottery tickets and winning all of them!
one of the cool reasons this blog works in any capacity is because genomes are so ridiculously big that the chances of a random string of letters accidentally matching part of one is very high. the human genome is ~3,200,000,000 base pairs (or "letters") long. that's about 1,000 times the length of the entire bible. pretty long for a tumblr post!
but even in the case of the smallest possible genomes, such as bacterial endosymbionts (famous for having tiny genomes) with only 100,000 base pairs, it'd still be practically impossible. you'd need to accidentally type the letters a, t, c, and g in the correct sequence 100,000 times to get a perfect match. imagine flipping 100,000 coins and getting heads on all of them. ok now imagine a cat named big boobs
when the blackberry bushes have thorns to discourage mammals from monopolizing the consumption of their fruits and encourage birds to spread their seeds but they don’t know that the mammal in question is ME #notdiscouraged
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everybody say i love you black trans women
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people have suddenly started reblogging this post of mine from february 8th, 2012. great bit everybody
I think "fuck you, I hate your work and I will do it myself and I will do it better" is a really funny and epic sentiment. i started publishing poetry because an ex boyfriend of mine was publishing really ass poetry in a bunch of journals and I was like "Jesus christ, this is garbage, I could do that, and I could do it better." now I have a page in the Academy of American Poets and I've published a full length collection and his website says "former poet." You should win by succeeding way harder than they do. Spite is a legitimate energy source.
Okay, so I saw a post about US gas prices (that I then lost bc I tabbed out), but that inspired me to do some rough comparisons about the cost of my commute.
I commute most days via train. The main suffering point of the train is the lack of local connectors, so I also use my bike and rental scooters (company provided) for legs of my journey. I commute sometimes via car if I need more flexibility due to a partial day or after work obligations.
I have a fairly long commute, ~35 miles via car each way. Yes, it's a long commute, yes I'm working on changing my housing situation at some point, that's not the point here.
I'm going to be as unfair as possible to the train here.
In total, my train commute usually takes ~an hour: 40 minutes plus 10 at each end form biking and scooting. The 40 minutes on the train can be used for starting my day, looking at emails, previewing my lab protocols, etc etc.
My car commute usually takes 40 minutes to an hour, inconsistently due to traffic. I can't do anything else with this time.
A monthly unlimited transit pass for that train is $150/month. Divided by 28 days (which is even an underestimate, bc I also get value out of the pass beyond my commute and a month is slightly longer than that) gives an approximate cost of $5.30. I sometimes use a rental bike locker, so let's bump that up to $6 for the commute per day to be as uncharitable as possible.
My Subaru outback gets ALMOST 30mpg in perfect highway conditions. Let's be as charitable as possible and call that 30mpg guaranteed, even though it's usually closer to 25mpg with traffic and city streets.
70 miles round trip per day at 30mpg is 2.33 gallons of gas.
Gas is anywhere from 5 to 7 dollars per gallon where I am, generally holding in the 6.00-6.50 range. But there's one gas station I know of that keeps their gas around 5.50. I'm going to be EXTREMELY generous and call this $5 gas.
So that works out to a daily car cost of $11 in gas alone per day.
I could start talking up maintenance vs the cost of my bike, but that gets very intangible.
The only unfortunate part is the local connectors. This is a main artery train line, but there's basically 0 options to get to and from the actual stations except driving, biking, or company shuttles. This is why, unfortunately, if I need any flexibility in stopping places for appointments or errands during that same day, I do usually take my car.
But uh. Idk the point here but. Love public transit. I love my car too but I love using public transit as my primary method of getting around on a daily basis, while also having a car in moments when it's necessary.
you would think, like, "oh, we've already thought of all the metaphorical ways we can say penis/vagina. we've already come up with the full list of nicknames. we have exhausted the list of innuendos. there is nothing else new to be said about this" and then you'll open a random explicit fic and make the most improbable linguistic discovery of all time
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saw the term "gummy walls" last night and had to sit alone with god for a minute
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The problem with studying the deep ocean is that humans need light to look at things, the depths of the ocean are extremely dark, and what lives there is accustomed to spending most of its time in that darkness. So when we go down there with submersibles and turn on Big Lights to see, we invariably and dramatically alter what's going on, in the same way that it's generally difficult to observe the natural behaviors of terrestrial animals if you whip out a megaphone and shout HEY GUYS WHAT ARE YOU DOING at them first.
A humble snubnose eelpout on its way to the whale fall buffet when some nearby humans give it a quick, unintrusive study:
I put this in the comments but feel it needs a reblog- Check out some of Dr Edith Widder’s work on light in the deep sea! Among other things, she used the bioluminescence of stoplight fish to deduce wavelengths which most deep sea animals can’t perceive and used that to create light filters to be able to film with minimal disturbance! And that’s how we got 25 minutes of giant squid footage!!!!
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