Snowy Stratos

[beardedmrbean]

[theman]

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

[tattooedzombigirl]

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

[imanutcase-10]

Then bring me luck

[thirddeadlysin]

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

[jackdaw-kraai]

And notice the potato doesn’t guilt you with “if you don’t, something horrible will happen.” Potato wouldn’t betray you like that, because potato is a refined person of good humor and character, and understands that, sometimes, a visit to your dashboard just isn’t convenient right now. Sometimes you just went on a fandom gif reblogging spree or your energy is low, you do not have the time to make your dashboard suitable to guests, and a polite visit just isn’t in the cards. Potato understands this, and doesn’t get upset, or gods forbid, throws a tantrum and wishes ill on your household. Instead, Potato merely stores away their blessings for a later visit and leaves as a good friend should.

Be like Potato. Be a good friend.

[fractalspaces]

IT WORKS Y'ALL. REBLOGGING AGAIN NOT FOR ME BUT FOR YOU.

[midway-half-n-half]

Sense nudes~.

[mrsdooggle]

300 FOLLOWERS GUYS!!! Raffle starts now. 5 lucky winners from my tumblr and 3 lucky winners from my Facebook will be chosen at random. All winners will get one FREE sfw one character picture of their choice.

RAFFLE RULES:

Tumblr-

1: must be following

2: must like AND reblog this celebratory Bab Bat ☝️

Facebook-

1: Must be friends

2: Must like AND share this celebratory Bab Bat ☝️

If not friends or following send a request or follow and you will still count!

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR YOUR SUPPORT EVERYONE!!!

[mrsdooggle]

As you know each milestone marks a RAFFLE for FREE ARTWORK!!! So like, reblog and follow!!!

[starrynerd]

Reblog if you've actually SEEN the movie "The Aristocats"

[tinysenpai-deactivated20140611]

[alphatrifemale-deactivated20171]

Let’s see who’s over 18

[foxymcboxy]

I watched it so many times, I burnt out the VHS.

[briittrobertson]

You know shit got real when someone pulled out the term, ‘VHS’.

[friendlyheartless]

I have. A long time ago

[midway-half-n-half]

Oh boy I’m 20 years old and I grew up on this

[orchuansfw]

@snowystratos​

Keep reading

[mrsdooggle]

@snowystratos

Roxy: thanks so much! It smells delicious!

[orchuansfw]

https://snowystratos.tumblr.com/

Keep reading

[midway-half-n-half]

Hey, I love roleplaying with you~ Tomorrow's DM's Sixth Bday btw!

Oh? I can’t wait~.

[catchymemes]

[link-the-feral-anon]

When you remember the anti-vax movement

[burger-prince]

[tatsutahimet]

I first reblogged this in January, and here my ass is in March 2020 self-quarantined at home.

[c-is-for-circinate]

THIS POST DID NOT AGE WELL

[thisrobotbeatcaptcha]

This post aged SPECTACULARLY

[jitterbugjive]

I kept thinking about this post and now it’s back and just

why

why is this a pattern

it’s freaky

[thedenofravenpuff]

When memes predict the future

[midway-half-n-half]

What happened when Tirek came for your magic?

Midnight: well I wasn’t exactly born yet to my mother Princess Luna during that time.

[sexceptionul]

I’ve seen a lot of posts on my dash tonight about users who are threatening suicide, with other Tumblr members posting in effort to try to get ahold of them. I think you all should see this:

IF THERE IS EVER A TUMBLR USER WHO HAS POSTED A GOOD-BYE MESSAGE, SUICIDE NOTE, VIDEO, OR ANYTHING OF THE SORT, PLEASE FOLLOW THIS POST.

1. Scroll to the top of your dashboard.

2. See the circular question mark icon at the top? It’s the third one over from your home symbol. Click on that, and a screen similar to the one in the picture will come up.

3. Where you can type in questions, the box with the magnifying glass at the top, type in the word “suicide.”

4. Click on the first link that shows up. It should say, “Pass the URL of the blog on to us.”

5. Type in the user’s URL and tell Tumblr admin that the user is contemplating suicide and has posted a message indicating that they are going through with it or will be attempting. Hit send! Tumblr administration will perform a number of actions to contact the user and take the necessary steps to prevent the suicide.

TUMBLR: THIS COULD SAVE A USER’S LIFE. PLEASE DO NOT IGNORE SUICIDE THREATS.

Reblog this to keep other users aware. Suicide isn’t a joke, and neither is someone’s life. If you didn’t know this, someone else may not, either. Pass it on.

[thedanliest]

why on earth doesn’t this have more notes

[outtelligent]

I actually had to do this once. She lived.

[faeirytale]

if you scroll past this on your dash you are absolutely heartless.

[natalie-as-herself]

Reblog this!! This can save somebody’s life!

[aika-chan01]

reblog.

help.

do not scroll down.

[nonextistentttttt-deactivated20]

I SWEAR TO GOD IF ANYONE SCROLLS PAST THIS WITHOUT REBLOGGING I WILL LITTERALLY FIND THEM AND GIVE THEM A LECTURE

[danqueray-deactivated20200703]

may I just update this?

see the little thing that says help?

[josephdreemuur-moved]

Don’t ever scroll past this post. FUCKING NEVER SCROLL PAST!!!

[xcassidy]

🌸🌸🌸

[sanxerss]

!!!!!

[ask-pastkeirastarlight-discord]

After their time at the arcade was over with, they all met together to try to decide what to do next.

Discord: You know, as fun as this has been, I’m getting a little bored with this place. Shall we head back to Ponyville for a drink or two?

Shining: I don’t see why not. Big Mac? Spike?

Both Spike and Big Mac nodded in agreement. They also seemed like they were running out of steam.

With that, Discord snapped his claws and in an instant, they had returned to a bar in Ponyville. Everyone was rather excited to just kick up their hooves and just have a little more fun, but when they entered the bar…

( @crypticsilvercub3r​, @theherothestars​, @askdj-redmix-rp​, @grim-dash, @inu1981, @ask-imani-art, @amberaltering, @asksundaeandmod, @straightarrow201​, @shadow-the-guardian, @askdj-timelord2, @akumath​,  @goldmudder​, @freefs-world-of-them-good-stuff, @nerdy-rainbowdash-crushes​, @staticthepegasus​, @snowystratos​, @askbananapie​)

…they noticed it was unusually busy this evening.

Shining: Huh… Guess it’s packed tonight.

Spike: There’s a few spots left at the bar stand! Come on!

Everyone got to their seats in an orderly fashion before they could be taken by some pony else. After the bartender had finished serving a nearby customer, he turned to the group of four.

Bartender: What will it be this evening?

Shining: I’ll take a Citrus Twist.

Spike: Non alcoholic cider with a topaz if you got them!

Big Mac: Hard cider.

Discord: I’ll take a chocolate milk with… What is that? Coconut rum? Yes! That will do nicely!

The bartender nodded and walked off to prepare their drinks. In the meantime, the group of guys decided to have some small talk until their drinks came.

[ask-pastkeirastarlight-discord]

In the distance, the whistling of the incoming train could  be heard.

Pinkie: Oooh! Here it comes!

Keira: Girls, I’m counting on all of you to give me the best time ever tonight!

Rainbow: Heh! You’ve got nothing to worry about! We got your back.

( @snowystratos, @inu1981, @crypticub3r, @ask-the-spooky-kate-sisters, @colorfulcreationreview, @asksteelwhite, @nerdy-rainbowdash-crushes, @chance-of-chaos, @ziggysnipeandwhitewinter)

Before long, the train slowly pulled into the station. Just as the girls were boarding the train, they bumped into a familiar face.

Shining: Twily! Hey there!

Twilight: Shining?! I’m glad to see you, but I thought you were getting on the next train!

( @dwhitethegamer, @djredmixrp, @askheartsbloom, @amberaltering, @ask-luciavampire, @shadow-the-guardian, @ask-thegreengarden, @happyqueenandgrumpydork, @asknukawave, @peppermint-pattie-replies)

Shining: I was, but Cadance insisted I go earlier just in case something were to happen.

Applejack: Well, good on Cadance for the suggestion. Spike and Discord are hanging out at Keira’s place right now. Might wanna hoof it over there.

( @askkratosponyofwar, @falliblecrowd75, @the-homeless-filly, @askdj-timelord2, @ask-imani-art, @ask-de-writer, @ask-sombra-descendants. @straightarrow201, @askdaisydandfriemly, @askbananapie, @drakowulf36579, @asksundaeandmod)

Shining: Already? I guess I probably should hurry then. You girls have fun! Cadance will catch up with you as soon as she can. She’s got some business to settle with Princess Celestia and Princess Luna!

Twilight: Alright then! Thanks, BBBFF! See you tomorrow!

Shining: Be safe, every pony! We’ll see you tomorrow!

[dhryiyrohuovhivyu9i-deactivated]

Request for @snowystratos~

[shewritescode]

Hacker takes down 20% of the dark web in attack on child pornographers

The attack targeted more than 10,000 dark web sites that were selling or sharing child pornography. The dark web is often associated with criminal and illicit activities such as online drug markets.

[antibutch-deactivated20180507]

holy shit

[systlin]

A hero emerges. 

[sjw-mei]

[rawsaucesos]

20 percent???

YOU KNOW HOW BIG THAT IS?

Its as if he took away a chunk of the internet AS BIG AS TWO TIMES THE ENTIRE GOOGLE SEARCH LIBRARY

HOOOOLY SHIT DUDE

HOLY SHIT WE STAN

[koldriftinspace]

FANTASTIC!!! I hope this leads to arrests and executions somehow. Probably not, but a girl can dream!

[midway-half-n-half]

I’d really like some nudes in my DMs~. Any type of nudes are welcome.