Sausage Gravy

Everyone needs a "sausage gravy". Its your safe word. Its your "get me the hell out of here" word. Its your "OMG- are you seeing/hearing this" word. And when you say "sausage gravy" those in the know will get it.

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These bitches are SALTY!

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MIZ! ZOU!  So proud.

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"We never give up," Mahomes said. "I think those guys, the leaders that we have on this team, they have that mindset that we never give up and we're going to fight until the end. Thank you, Kansas City. We did it, baby!"

50 years in the making. I love this team and I love this town.

Did I think it was over in the 3rd quarter? NO. Was I nervous? Yes. But there was no doubt that this team -- and only this team -would be able to turn the game around- and they did. What an epic comeback. 

 I am exhausted from last night -and basically this last month of football  - but the energy from the win is propelling me today. Can’t wait to celebrate with this town on Wed. KC PROUD!!

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I laughed way to hard at this. And now I want to start exploding different foods.

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The Hills: New Beginnings

This is so sad and pathetic. I am embarrassed for everyone that is on this show. Which means I will most def be watching tonight’s premiere.

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If you haven’t seen this yet, please take nine minutes of your day and watch Jon Stewart go for Congress’s throat.

He shows more leadership, integrity, bravery, and compassion in nine minutes than Trump has in his lifetime. Two lifetimes.

You want to see what honor and integrity look like? Ask a comedian.

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Kate Chastain on Instagram: “Who wants to play a fun game I like to call “cry to a sad movie while eating a 1lb bag of m&m’s” #metgala2019”

8,731 Likes, 366 Comments - Kate Chastain (@kate_chastain) on Instagram: “Who wants to play a fun game I like to call “cry to a sad movie while eating a 1lb bag of m&m’s”…”

Kate Chastain is a national treasure. Follow her on Insta -as her Met Gala comments are spot on!

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I ate 2 regular sized candy bars at lunch today

1. because it was a bad morning

2. because its Friday

3. because I really fucking love this candy bar and it made me feel good to eat 2 of them and not ashamed like I thought it would! Sometimes you gotta TREAT YO SELF!

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Mexican Dynasties

Is anyone else watching this fantastic train wreck? 

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WHY is Bradley Cooper dressed like Colonel Sanders? 

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Can we talk Dorinda Medley for a minute?

Definition of HOT FUCKING MESS. The smeared lipstick, the slurred speaking the horrible things she said to LuAnn!!! Go directly to rehab, do not pass go, check in immediately. This was one time too many for me.

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NNNNNNNNNNoooooooooooooooo!!! No no no no!!!!  My heart is heavy with a sadness I never thought I could feel over someone I never knew personally. 

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About to start on some serious reading.

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Southern Charm

YOU GUYS!!!!! Naomi is bat shit crazy stalker ex girlfriend!!!  I really liked her last year but this side of her is CRAY!!!!!

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RHOBH Reunion part 1

WHY is no one talking about how stone cold Erika was last night???? She has always been Queen in my book but last night she was straight up bizarre! Can’t wait to see next week’s episode- hope she turns it around but definitely put a tarnish on her crown for me last night.

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Real talk on RHOBH

Finally got caught up on the season - can we just talk about how vile Dorit is? The fact that she thinks she works 23 hrs a day - what - best part of that scene was the look on her partner’s face. She just needs to shut her alien accent mouth. 

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Matt Lauer fired from NBC for over sexual misconduct allegations.

This morning Ann Curry’s orange juice turned into a mimosa.