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coach-taylor

pacificwanderer

My fucking hero forever.

teathattast

thesekidsarestillkillingme

Idea

I want to open a bar that is only open from 3-9pm called Professional Development and I want every drink in the bar to be named after an education buzz word.

midworldlanes

Shut up and take my money.

laughingsquid

Nerd Venn Diagram: Geek, Dork or Dweeb?

springsteenjedi

#thismakesmyhearthappy

tami-taylors-hair

You can tell Trump was a deadbeat dad, because only a guy who only saw his kids every three months would think this was impressive.

catladyofficial

!!!!!!

bjornwilde

wow….I think the only way that could be worse is if it were Papa John’s pizzas.

gueroboyfriend-deactivated20180

wilwheaton

ALWAYS REBLOG.

refinery29

If you’re healthy you probably don’t realize how demoralizing it is to spend all day in a hospital gown

But now a new collaboration is designing fashionable hospital gowns to encourage sick teens that they’re not “just a hospital patient.” See how they react when they try their new robes on.

Gifs: Starlight Canada

chronically-something

This is amazing! AMAZING. Chronic illness does its best to strip you of your dignity, your control, and your identity. This is a great example of how things that might seem trivial to a healthy person, can make all the difference in someones life.

wilwheaton

“The one thing I want women to know is that you don’t walk away from a fight. You don’t let them make your decisions for you. I don’t mean to sound arrogant. But I am confident. I am confident.”

—

Nancy Pelosi

Fuck yes, Madam Speaker!

setheverman

what is the january mood?

angel-ani

shitmygaywifesays

Shit my wife has said to our cat:

-You are the cause of all entropy.

-I don’t know how, but I’m going to blame you for all my problems.

-Life on this earth is brief.

-What do you think about the plight of the Jewish people, Miss Kitty?

-You have to ask yourself, Miss Kitty, would your rather be comforted by a lie or strengthened by the truth?

-You occupy a very small space in a very large world, but your conscience is ever the umbrella. You also have a cute kitty butt.

- (after the cat ate a ribbon and threw it up) You wanted to be beautiful on the inside, didn’t you?

-You understand that life is meaningless and we must take pleasure where we can. And for you that is on this blue blanket.

-I will fight you in hell upon a mound of bones, Miss Kitty.

-You are a single bead in the string of lives that I hold together.

-You can get used to a certain kind of poison, Miss Kitty

-Sometimes that little light escapes the darkness of your heart, and then you cage it again.

- I… am SO PROUD to have a cat that would murder her children.

-(justifying it) Come on! She’d be a terrible mother!

- We can’t be equals until you get a job, you goddamn freeloader.

- You and your eight nipples are shit.

- You have just enough common sense to not piss on your tail, Miss Kitty.

midworldlanes

This made me laugh way too hard 😂

jessicacaseyauthor-deactivated2

“You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.”

—Ray Bradbury

sherlocked-to-the-tardis

Tips for your new year kindly suggested by the 12th Doctor

Never be cruel, never be cowardly. And never ever eat pears! Remember – hate is always foolish…and love, is always wise. Always try, to be nice and never fail to be kind.

Laugh hard. Run fast. Be kind.

arrghigiveup

nourelein

classically trained but we’ll still fuck ya up

soracities

2019 is gonna be all about the monstrous feminine. here’s to keeping it feral, grotesque and unhinged, ladies 🥂

miseducatedmelanicmuse

Please reblog, this is so important.

notoriousthuggg

I needed this

amuseinherfeels

Is this foreal?

miseducatedmelanicmuse

Yes it’s a real service. I do volunteer work for a rape crisis support service in my city and texting is one of the features we provide as well. But just to boost its credibility, I tried it myself: