Andy Samberg Shares His Rejected Golden Globes Jokes.

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Andy Samberg Shares His Rejected Golden Globes Jokes.
happy columbus day :)
This won’t make your blog look ugly. How could you not reblog this? REBLOGGING THIS COULD SAVE A LIFE!!!
This goes for assholes, too, guys. I know a couple who went tubing once, and they had to re-air their tubes, but the guy thought it would be funny to stick the tip of the air compressor up to her bikini trunks, the air ruptured something inside her and she died within thirty minutes.
WHAT?
The thing about this? It’s in every pregnancy book I’ve read.
WHAT?????
Why is it in pregnancy books but not sex ed books?
Because the men in charge only care about the health and safety of women in so far as it enables them to have babies.
ICONIC
I was gonna put this in my queue but tbh I think it’s more relevant right now.
Yeah.
I miss him 😢😢
“Those poor boys”
“She deserves to be punished too.”
“I’m not saying I support rape, but-”
“Sorry to say - she deserved it.”
“She put herself in harm’s way”
“But if she was fingered, then that’s not rape.”
“She ruined their lives.”
“Well she didn’t exactly say ‘no’..”
“Yea, but did you see what she was wearing?”
“Boys will be boys!”
“She should know better than to drink at a party…”
Cannot not reblog.
“She should have tried to enjoy–”
“She’s just saying something now for atten-“
boy am i glad this has so many notes
“But he’s a dude. That’s not ra-”
“He should’ve enjoyed it.”
“She must’ve lead him on.”
“But she orgasmed. That means she liked it - “
“She’s slept with so many people! She’s a slut-“
“Get over it, at least you’re still a virgin”
“Women can’t rape because…”
“Be grateful it wasn’t a man!”
“I’m sorry she hurt you but don’t call what happened to you rape, it’s an insult to the REAL victims…”
“You weren’t raped, you’re just lesbophobic.”
“She shouldn’t have posted provocative photos!”
“She shouldn’t have been dressed like that … she was asking for it!”
“It’s the woman’s responsibility to not put herself in dangerous situations, she should have been more aware.”
reblogging because it’s gotten even better since last time
I love this post!
“Well he paid for dinner, she kind of owed him.”
“She’s his wife, it’s her job to please him.”
“Oral isn’t rape.”
“Well he wasn’t armed, she could have walked away.”
“Guys can’t be raped, they love sex!”
“She didn’t fight back; it wasn’t rape.”
A good post
the day I do not reblog this is the day I’m buried six feet under
Very important
#cinematic parallels
Allow Lana Condor to share THE cutest story about her ‘To All The Boys…’ co-star Noah Centineo.
#me when men talk
the only thing i know for sure after the success of to all the boy’s i’ve loved before is that angsty damaged and masculine man is out and cute soft jocks are in and that is the tea
me: I know I’m not emotionally prepared for a serious relationship and I have a lot to focus on and accomplish before that can be a priority for me and that’s okay!
me after watching to all the boys i’ve loved before:
A brilliant explanation of consent for anyone who STILL doesn’t get it.
Never not reblog
No offense but I hate it when people sit down next to me to smoke…like sweetie…I was here breathin…
same but with offense
Peter Kavinsky: so then I went up to Lara Jean and told her it’s never gonna happen,
I don’t reblog much, but this is too well said not to.
This always gets a reblog.
Preach!
Okay, but how long exactly was Peter willing to let their “fake” relationship go on? Like “Hey, Covey, you know what would REALLY piss Gen off? If we got MARRIED.”
people: omg how are you single????
me *internally*: because i have deeply rooted emotional issues and a debilitating fear that im not good enough for anything
me: guess I just haven’t caught my fiSH yet! haha reel one in for me if you find one, sharon!!