[mieliferita]

no tag system. y'all scroll down to the catacombs

[oncce-againn]

i have this deadly sickness called remembering

[just-deer-things]

what a beautiful time of year everyone is growing veegtables for me spacifically, one problem though you need to make fences shorter im sure its a mistake but i cant reach some of them

[just-deer-things]

hello imptortant message from deer youyr doing it agen. i cant eet the vegbals you are growing for me like this

[cozyvu]

via cozyvu

[real-language-facts]

"doing" was never a verb, it was hiding its identity as a bouncing onomatopeia for years and nobody noticed

[pinketine]

I think a lot of you understand oppression as "how many people are mean to you online" and not like. A systemic thing that affects all facets of one's life.

[dorothygale]

pop health science is so annoying bc it'll be like "did you know? eating strawberries will give you mega cancer" and you're like pfft whatever begone influencer. but sometimes then you'll see a reasonably credible article like "Study Shows Possible Link Between Strawberries and Mega Cancer" and you're not usually the type to follow that kind of thing religiously but idk maybe you should consider not eating strawberries? but then there's another article saying "Strawberry/Mega Cancer Study Debunked" and it turns out the original study had a sample size of 3 and was funded by Big Blueberry, and strawberries may have a small connection to mega cancer but only if you are genetically predisposed to mega cancer and eat 50 strawberries every day. so you return to your strawberry eating life. but whenever you eat strawberries in public someone tells you about the mega cancer.

[byjove]

A lot of people don’t know this but many loyalists were so butthurt about America gaining independence from Britain that they moved to British occupied regions of Canada and then reluctantly back to America when they realized Canada was cold and and vast and scary or the American economy seemed to be doing okay. This complicates a lot of New England genealogy in particular. They were like “WE’RE BRITISH! We are going to occupy indigenous land ELSEWHERE!” “…fuck, never mind, guess not.”

[byjove]

top 10 jobs for serial killers:

cop

member of any branch of the military (often combined with some of these other jobs)

‘polite family man’

truck driver

nurse (gerontology and neonatal specialties especially)

construction/contracting

doctor (gerontology and surgical specialties especially)

anything in the animal agriculture field (particularly pig farming)

preacher (Protestant evangelical especially)

account

[doomdaysdecays-deactivated20251]

men only sneeze like that for attention

[nonlynear]

the losing dogs and i are engaging in insider trading

[justsomeguycore]

i think everyone in the whole world forgot that mystery doesn’t have to equal crime

[lopkelepke]

[datasoong47]

[bigfatamerican]

they all wanna take Her out… but nobody ever wants to take her home

[byjove]

the justification when law enforcement kills someone for no particular reason always boils down to “we got really really scared, you should feel bad for us because we were sososo scared” ok. piss yourself or scream or something. why is killing someone the only option

[aidashakur]

coming soon: my disappearance