frothing at the mouth

minor | any prns | crunchy

[miffycarnage]

phoebe bridgers 💞💞 phoebe 💞💞bridgers💞 fee💞💞peebee 💞💞bridgers peepe💞💞bridge💞💞 pewpew💞💞 pho 💞💞briges💞phoebe💞💞 phoebe beidgwrs💞💞

[msunderstoo]

[miffycarnage]

i hate it when candles are like ‘autumn scented’ like,, do you smell like a chilly breeze?? do you smell like the first warm gusts of the heater in the morning?? do you smell like wool sweaters that have been in the closet for too long and pavement after rain and the warmth of waking up in your comforter and it’s still dark outside??? if not, get your artificial pumpkin spice latte sugar pumpkin sweet muffin headache inducing crap outta here

[miffycarnage]

you wanna see hardcore??? *snorts line of comet powder cleanser* *immediately dies*

[miffycarnage]

me: so you know how galileo was an astrologist-

guy: uhh you mean astronomer? lol

galileo: bitch ugh ur such a scorpio 🙄

[miffycarnage]

i watched the whole season of young royals in a day and then the next day i rewatched the whole season again bc i needed to re-process it. i am not ok. i am not yet sure if i will rewatch the season for a third time. please. someone be the wilhelm to my simon.

[timhortons]

I think I'm falling for you😳

get up

[miffycarnage]

hey guys kinda sad on this wednesday night so can y’all give your little pet kitties a kiss on the head for me thanks

[sufjonce]

PHARMACIST REACTS!! Pills and Potions - Nicki Minaj

[valtsv]

the funniest character headcanons are feral, homophobic and tax evader i dont accept constructive criticism and you cant change my mind

[shaggytwodope-deactivated202104]

hates the irish, fucks to survive, war criminal

[regbian-moved-to-lezbianz]

alignment chart

[wrexingdrew]

[spar-kie]

[identificat]

[pacmantrinity-deactivated202207]

she does not FUCK

[sabrinawinslow-deactivated20191]

[world-heritage-posts]

world heritage post

[sexhaver]

your url is wrong. how can you have a sex if you don't have a gender

the difference between sex and gender is that i didn't have gender with your mom last night. hope this helps

[miffycarnage]

my mom gave birth to me by c-section at claire’s

[hungwy]

I’ve made an oath to never watch Adam Sandler and you should too!

[acoolguy]

someone has to watch him at all times or he will escape

[miffycarnage]

obnoxious boy in my class: ahahah bro after quarantine my right arm is absolutely JACKED ahaha ha

me: ….so you too are a fellow stone-skipper who regularly visits river beds….

[miffycarnage]

me trying to come up with an account name: (thinking about how girls like cute cuddly things) uhhh miffy!! yeah, miffy uhhhh (remembering girls also like tough, fierce and daring guys) uhhhhhg carnage

[miffycarnage]

damn i was just trying to shop for mattresses

[miffycarnage]

babe wake up i got 2 notes on my mediocre tumblr post