At night, alone, I marry the bed

This is a Homestuck fandom blog with other fandoms cropping up intermittently. I enjoy writing and reading so expect fanfiction both written by me and others. I'm a college student who lives in Mo, and I queue things for when I'm not around. nsfw

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It’s time for a brand new commission post! Prices have been adjusted here and there, but they are generally the same, and still accounting for paypal fees.

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I will draw just about anything, don’t be afraid to ask! I will probably even draw your unconventional fetish no one else draws, provided you are 18 or older.

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Oh I'm sorry!! When I was googling it your blog came up so I thought it was yours. Thank you for replying so nicely to such a silly question!

its okay!! its probably because its still posted in my fic recs... sorry! 

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Hi there! I was just wondering if it's okay to ask you why Je Veux Te Voir Dans Un Film Pornagraphique has been removed from AO3? I was just looking for it and it seems to be gone.

ahhh, you can ask but??? i didnt write it so the only thing i can say is that maybe they were worried about content issues or they didnt like their writing anymore? im sorry thats all the information i have about it!!! :( 

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i went to go take a shower and i wanted my cat to come with me so he wouldnt bother the roommate and i got to the top of the stairs and remembered that i forgot my towels so i set my computer on the top of the stairs and my cat just sat by it and stayed with it instead of following me back down the stairs like he usually does. because he knows im never not with my computer and that id be coming right back omg. 

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Free - Rudimental ft Emeli Sande

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ヒカリLOVE by シマシ

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if i had a dollar for every time an adult asked me about college then i’d have enough money to pay for college

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Propane Nightmares - Pendulum

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I can’t frown long with your face in my head. 

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it was snowing earlier today and now im outside watching the eclipse despite freezing my butt off lol

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Nara | E. S. Posthumus

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ectoBiologist jade help me jade it is eight in the morning and i am standing in the rain on a streetcorner having an existential crisis please answer your fucking phone! i like dave like hey arnold like him like him

gardenGnostic oh!! :O!!!!!!!!

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Itsumo nande demo (piano vers.), Spirited Away

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the adventures of jade and feferi, teenage witches

“We need a crone,” Feferi says to you one day. The two of you have ditched fourth period to go look at the squirrel that died behind the gym. There are ants all up in its eyeballs. You think maybe you’re not going to be able to use this little guy for much of anything unless you want ants all over your hands, which, like, who would. 

“Jade,” Feferi prods at you.

“What?” you say. Then, after processing the last few minutes of words, you decree: “Gross. Why?”

“Well, you’re the maiden, and I’m the mother, right?”

“Like heck! How are you the mother?”

“I’ve had sex.”

“Feferi you told me yesterday that you got as far as making Sollux touch your boob and then he said he was gay.”

“Bisexual—”

“Whatever. The kind of sexual that involves dating Karkat after touching your boob all of once. You did not have any sex with anyone.”

Feferi puffs her cheeks up angrily. “Well, I have a lot more pets—”

“Fish don’t count.”

During the ensuing scuffle, Feferi breaks your glasses, and you rub her hair into the dead squirrel.

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