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end my suffering

[discreet45]

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

[fatcowboys]

me: ok time 2 sleep!! my brain on repeat for hours: two Bros chilling in a Hot tub five feet apart cause there Not Gay

[pussyoil-deactivated20150111]

*selfie doesn’t get reblogged* me: im taking a break from tumblr guys!! this website is toxic and bringing me down, i don’t know if I’ll be back but i love all of you :)

[animejebbush]

*bartender slides my drink to me from across the bar and i fucking fling it back twice as hard*

[bettedavisgf]

you: sweater weather me, an intellectual: seasonal depression

[devilinasweater-deactivated2016]

I feel like I don’t say this enough, but

FUCK!! FUUUUCK FUCK FUCK!!! WHAT THE FUCK!! WHAT IS GOING ON!!

[excima]

Actually. a throat can’t have titties

[chloeniccole]

tonsils bitch

[opalescentmist-deactivated20170]

Let’s all just stop for one day

[shakespork]

i love it when youre drinking citrus drinks and you cant feel your tongue and your entire face starts sweating its so cleansing

[shakespork]

my doctor said im allergic to citrus

[boy-gesserit-deactivated2017051]

anyway this might be controversial but any temperature over 67 degrees F (20 Celsius) is too hot

[officialjiggly]

how do bugs get to the 5th floor of a building 

[bewbin]

determination 

[wellbutrinboy]

Stop Calling Me Valid You Fucks I’m Here To Die

[lividgod-deactivated20220526]

A Memoir

[happiest]

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

[hugo-cumboss-deactivated2017092]

[flipphonegoth]

be careful who you call ugly in middle school

not because they might get hot or something but because its mean

[veryharam]

I hate rich white people

[shadio]

I don’t please donate to my PayPal