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*Next time Kankri goes to his office, he will notice that his floor is covered in yellow slugs. The display is very lewd. Gross. But there is also a portrait of Kankri looking very regal and pretentious and it looks like he's giving a very important speech. But mostly he looks like a pretentious douchebucket*

*Oh GROSS. He has no idea who did this but considering the holiday it is, it's clearly some secret admirer who's eyeing his black quadrant. What else could a floor covered in slugs mean? He's not exactly sure what to make of it, but at least the portrait is nice. After getting the janitorial staff to clean the slugs out of his office, he hangs that up behind his desk. Yes, perfect.*

#tw: jade #tw: tumut log #in which Kankri schedules jade for an appointment too

#tw: aranea #tw: tumut log #in which Kankri is getting all kinds of appointments now

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#tw: tumut log #tw: signless #in which apologies and seminar scheduling

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♥ - Name one thing about the way their emotions work that they despise. HMM... this is really tricky. I'm honestly not sure for him, but I feel like he'd despise his actual appreciation for all the mothering he gets. He appreciates it, but it makes him look like a child, and takes his power away. And that power means everything to him, especially since it is so rare that he gets to actually have it.

☯ - Already answered!

❤ - Describe a physical action that shows complete trust. Actually allowing someone to touch and hug him without complaining. He's so used to people just fussing on him all the time, that him actually welcoming it from someone would be a super feat.

۞ - Are there any inner demons they can never seem to get rid of? What are they? Kankri is one of the many characters in homestuck who REALLY wants to be taken seriously, but overcompensates to such an extreme, that no one does. He's different from some of the other characters I play who are like this, in that he has plenty of confidence, he just wants everyone else to see that, and to be treated like an adult and not like a child or a pet.

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☯ - Do they believe for every darkness there is a lightness? If not, why? That's extremely tricky. He certainly ACTS like there is, but whether he actually believes it deep down is another story. I feel like at one point he honestly did, but as time went on it became more something he just repeats over and over as he searches for someone who actually wants to sit and listen to him talk. At this point, I don't feel like he really believes either way, because he's too absorbed in finding ways to make people listen to him to really think about why he's doing it in the first place. He's a product of overexposure to a certain mentality and ideal that opposes what's considered the "norm", to the point he's completely closed minded himself to criticism or opposition. There is no light or darkness, only his own truth and no one elses.

☢ - Describe a thought or dream that would cause them to have a mental meltdown. Another toughie because Kankri is the type of person who thinks way too much. Not that someone who thinks too much couldn't have a mental meltdown, I'm just of the opinion that in order for him to have one it would need to come from something that isn't words from within his own brain or words from another person. If he had a dream or thought he didn't like, he'd just drown it out with logic and words to the point it wouldn't really affect him.

✗ - Explain how they portray feelings of hostility or dislike. PASSIVE AGGRESSIVENESS AND TONS OF WORDS. He also gets a lot less "polite" and is a lot more careless with insults he wants to toss at the person who's getting under his skin.

❣ - Describe a way that will earn affection (whether platonic or romantic) from them. Kankri would adore someone who wants to listen to him prattle on for ages and makes him feel like what he's spouting off is actually valuable. This isn't to say they'd have to put up with his crap, but they'd definitely need a HELL of a lot of patience for him. That being said, they can't seem too much like they just need educated because he might see them more as a student rather than his equal. This is why I like his relationship with Porrim because she's on his level and challenges him (even if he's kind of a butthead about it).

✖ - Describe a way to make them uneasy or apprehensive. He gets uneasy if he's talking to someone who presents valid points to him that aren't something that occurred to him OR something he's ever experienced. Kankri wants to be THE SMARTEST PERSON EVER, and not knowing things, scares him. He obviously reacts to this with dismissal, like how he dismisses Porrim's opinions on feminism as something unnecessary. It's not something he's ever experienced. And because he hasn't experienced it, it "doesn't exist." He's logic minded, but overly skeptical of ANYTHING he hasn't witnessed directly.

In other words, he's not just an MRA. He's tumblr as a whole.