[tinylobelia-deactivated20200702]

[wisteriafield]

i’ll kick anyone’s ass. i’ll kick your ass. i’ll kick your dog’s ass. i’ll kick my own ass

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[pyrrhuria]

i dont knowwwwww

[gem-andromeda]

[whisqrs]

i had a dream where tornadoes were made illegal or something i just remember like a dozen police cars driving directly toward a tornado with their sirens on and all getting sucked into the tornado

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[orteil42]

my friend's puppy has baffling levels of attitude for someone who's only been around for a handful of months. he understands concepts like deceit and civil disobedience and other things i didn't fully grasp until well into my 20s. this guy doesn't even know the seasons loop yet. he's probably like okay spring. what's next. some other new bullshit i bet

[pukicho]

Is it true you are the one causing climate change?

Yeah. But it’s fine because I’m bored.

[pukicho]

Stop calling me taylor swift

[foopsie-daisy]

I think its funny when they do this

[bangeryusername]

This image is literally just the plot of the beginners guide, so I made it as such

[foopsie-daisy]

Just finished playing beginners guide for class and it might have just changed me as a person a little and its nice to understand this reblog now

[liarsblade]

Yeah you're right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.

[liarsblade]

[a-potato-of-death]

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[orteil42]

i stand with the american people against the american government. get their asses

[orteil42]

if you're conscientious about web design you try your best to make your pages accessible, in particular by paying attention to clarity and visual contrast; there have been many resources written to make sure text and interactive elements aren't too small and don't blend into their surroundings too bad.

this is unfortunately at odds with web browser developers, who blithely update their scroll bars to be at most like 5% grayer than their background (chrome) or to make them 3 pixels wide (firefox)

this just isn't acceptable

[orteil42]

there are browser settings and CSS that address this to some degree but my issue is with it being a poorly-designed default for everyone. firefox narrowing its scrollbars also left a nasty gap in Cookie Clicker's interface that took me a while to fix - and it doesn't let you modify scroll bar appearance as much as chrome does. in general modifying browser UI is fickle, unstable and not to be relied on but you have to do what you can. here's how Cookie Clicker and Neverending Legacy currently look in chrome with my custom CSS:

[parentheticalaside]

My most old-school internet opinion is bring back chunky scroll bars! I don't want some scroll bar so discreet I can't even find the fucking thing. I want a nice Windows 98-level of obviousness.

[isawken]

yeah joe mama is fun and all, but have y’all ever heard about a henway?

[kensawyou]

what’s a henway?

[isawken]

ABOUT 3 TO 5 POUNDS!!!!

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

‘roofs’ looks unbelievably stupid typed out. why can we not say ‘rooves.’ clown language with clown plurals

[lovesodeepandwideandwell]

If the plural of roof were rooves, the singular of grooves would have to be groof. Is that what you want?

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

point taken I’ll do anything to avoid groof

[inthefallofasparrow]

too late

[woman-becomer]

tumblr users love reading. you literally stopped for this post just because it has words in it

[interpolationz]

this is one of my favorite bits about tumblr

the users seem to actually prefer text posts to anything else, and treat it as a chore to play a video especially with sound

[lazzarella]

[theunfortunate-author]

my daily affirmation as an author

[armydreamerr]

this is my favourite post ever

[libelelle]

Its so sad when gamers have no interest in a games storyline like broooo the developpers themes and ideas. You dont care about their characters? You dont care about their plot and development? You just want to hit things a lot till they die?