Blue Cyanide & Philosophy

Mexican. 93'

[leefi]

[mykonorii-deactivated20210324]

ahAHAHA OMG

[paper-mario-wiki]

the main thing that puts me off of playing chess is that there is 2000 years of gameplay that hundreds of people with higher IQs than me have spent thousands of hours studying the history of, so much so that when i put the pawn forward they say “ah i see youre going for the bulgarian somersault” and then i try to take their bishop with my knight and they go “aw, rookie mistake, youve played the frenchmans cumsock, and in approximately 37 moves i’ll have won”

[yteicosanievilew]

Literally, how you treat other people around you is like 20 times more important than any abstract political beliefs you could have

[goohlish]

that is related to how you treat people though.

[maudit-innocent]

Ngl this is kinda hilarious

[tumakhunter]

Makes sense. I mean, a passenger of a cruise line isn't called a sailor, right? Astronaut literally means "star sailor."

[ralfmaximus]

One of the conditions for someone to get their astronaut wings from the FAA is that they travel 50 miles (80 km) above Earth, and both Bezos and Branson have met it. But the FAA is now saying that would-be astronauts must also have “demonstrated activities during flight that were essential to public safety, or contributed to human space flight safety,” and neither meets this requirement. The change went into effect on July 20, the very day when Bezos made the inaugural 11-minute flight on the reusable rocket New Shepard.

Fuckin hilarious

[cipheramnesia]

Guess now he's just a regular old ass, again.

[aspiringwarriorlibrarian]

“Astronauts must have contributed to the public good in some way” might be the greatest bit of shade they could have thrown. Well done.

[agentthirsty]

“Remember to look up at the stars and not down at your feet.”

— Stephen Hawking (1942 - 2018) 

[badassdemonsword]

[corvodumpy]

Oh come on you HAVE to include the footage.

[vote-for-eggman]

???????????????

[9ul]

[guccixcucci]

People are complaining that certain places are gonna start requiring a covid vaccine as if this is the first ever "mandatory" (not even) vaccine. You received like 6 vaccines when you were a baby and a couple more as you got older. Countries have been requiring yellow fever vaccines. Most schools you need certain vaccines to attend this isn't new. Immunization cards are not a new concept

[therussianmajor]

Y’all I am cackling

[lagomorphas]

aren’t you tired of being tired don’t you just wanna be not tired?

[write-on-world]

[big-blog-of-cheese-day]

[adurot]

This image hurts my brain more than the original debate ever did. Brains are dumb.

[sneater]

i wanted to like make sure this was legit and stuff so i took a section of the left and stretched it over to the right and jesus fuck

[onion-bagels]

rb for the last pic being the best demonstration by far

[geekandmisandry]

“This is why I draw in black and white” was all my sleepy, horrified boyfriend could say.

[hecallsmehischild]

Holy…. you know what… this last image is probably the only image that has ever been able to convince me this brain hack was a real thing and we didn’t all just roar onto the battlefield because half of us had been hideously duped… we were all duped. By our own brains.

[vegetapsycho]

This . This is why dfjkbhkm

[whitepeopletwitter]

[ammit420]

I feel like getting my college degree will be simultaneously a relief and extremely underwhelming

[ammit420]

“fiiiinally,  i can add a sentence to my resumé“

[hotvampireadjacent]

[uwucatboy]

[mysharona1987]

[nefertittythegreat]

[dovesndecay]

People talk about the surprise albums from people like Taylor Swift or Beyoncé that drop with zero warning but I have just been existing in this world where every album I've ever heard in my life has been a surprise album because I didn't know that musicians had schedules that we could see