Ultimate Starbee Glazer

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[migueloz3]

Pinned post! Oh em gee.

Hellow! I'm Miguel. I'm from Ecuador (HELL YEAHHH!!) and I draw! And write! Sometimes!!!

My main language is Spanish, my second language is English. I do not speak other languages. I use English for this blog.

- Art tag: #migslop

- Text post tag (complete non-sense): #migyells

- AgeSwap Shockson AU tag: #shockson au

[migueloz3]

lol people who assumes that shockwave is bee's actual sparkling(shockwave did it) assume that either shockwave is just a really big baby because of his other creator, bee did some sort of experiment whcih is why shockwave is big, or the most popular one is that bee just fed shockwave jetfuel

LMAOAOOA I LOVE THIS SO MUCH... Bee stop giving that newborn JET FUEL!!! HE'S GONNA EXPLODE!!

Now, to sour the mood, I must tell you what actually happens. Because I like misery.

When they're in the Decepticon base everyone just assumes that Shockwave's a sick individual and nobody really questions why he would call Goldbug his sire. But in the Autobot base, Shockwave took Longarm Prime's frame model before arriving, so now everyone thinks Bumblebee manipulated a literal pseudo-sparkling into looking like his only friend in Bootcamp. Everyone thinks he's a weirdooooo

Also! I do believe that Transformers reproduce asexually via some weird Primus shit! So any resemblance Sparklings may have with their creators (like height, colors, etc) is either a coincidence or a conscious aesthetic choice, which just makes Shockblast's (Shockwave's autobot persona) looks all the more concerning... 😭😭

[migueloz3]

Shockson gives me the vibe that if Bumblebee were to give him a datapad and whatever passes for crayons on Cybertron, 5 minutes later he'd find the kid doodling forged adoption papers with an imitation of Bumblebee's handwriting

LMAO and you would be right 😭

[migueloz3]

Wait wait so those that mean shockwave and longarm are different people in the shockson au?

YES! Longarm is his own separate bot in this!

MASSIVE SPOILERS THOUGH: Shockwave does transform into Longarm at some point after him and Goldbug deflect from the Decepticons, although he's called Shockblast instead... It's a dark time in Bee's life when that happens, let's move on.

[thechickenacross]

Tangled x evil shockdad au hmmmm

Idea was on discord

[migueloz3]

Tell us more about shockson and how different it is

Like did bootcamp stuff happen?

YES BOSSBOT! 🫡🫡🫡

There's a looot of different stuff, for example! In this timeline, Bee only meets Team Prime after coming back to the Autobots post-mission (he got a low position and then sent on the clean up crew ship since the higher ranks think he's a danger to have around because of his Decepticon influences), which means he did NOT have Bulkhead as his friend in Bootcamp.

What actually happened in Bootcamp goes as follows:

Bee meets Longarm > Bee is a fuck-up (sorry) > Wasp and Ironhide bully him (kind of, sorry again) > They graduate > Bee gets sent elsewhere for a bit but is trash at his job (SORRY) > Longarm becomes a Prime > Bee gets a low ranking job under Longarm Prime's division > Longarm Prime forces Bee to go through a reframing procedure and sends him off to the Decepticons as a spy (Forgive me)

Some stuff stays the same, it just changes in why/how it happens. One case is Waspinator, he still becomes a little freak but that's because the autobots kept sending spies and he got the short end of the stick (got experimented on once he was found out); very similar to Blurr and why he died.

I don't know what else to say tbh... Please keep sending me asks!!! It's so much easier to talk about the lore that way...

[seven-oh-four]

(sobbing on the floor) i'm amazing digital worthless

[they-hermes]

happy pride month only one of us can be aroace

[flimflix]

[monsterlets]

[migueloz3]

Guysss what do we think of another last minute re-theme

[calebwittebane]

pac-man is a disgusting beast i hate that he has arms and legs and a nose these days when he used to just be a sirko

[calebwittebane]

an amazing digital sirko

[fakeartexe]

Suggested by my friend

[isntnothing]

I’m in love with this stupid shirt

[maxknightley]

"it would be so good if it was good" will haunt you but "it's extremely good, except for the one or two parts which are so bad it's genuinely kind of insulting" will straight up drive you insane

[maxknightley]

one has you making posts like "okay but if the author UNDERSTOOD the POLITICAL IMPLICATIONS of the story they were telling, and leaned into it, it would actually be a really interesting exploration of..."

the other has you pacing your bedroom at one in the morning going "why. why would you ever in a million years do it like that. genuinely what possible thought process was involved. was the writer possessed by a fucking ghost or something."

[pastel-pink-psycho]

[snapdraqons]

you've heard of "he would not fucking say that" now get ready for "he would not be that comfortable with his own sexuality"

[pillowspace]

Stop posting AI-generated animal videos without disclaimer to Tumblr or I'm crashing the ship into a cliffside

[verysexyseagull]

[xylocope]

[l0stn3v3rf0und]

[scarletthedeadhand]

[raika-kiara]

[pillowspace]

i'm going back to sleep

[century-potpourri]

[pillowspace]

Komaeda, thank god it's you, I had a horrible nightmare that there was a guy

[evilfuckignskeleton]

[pillowspace]

Hold on Komaeda, I'm sensing a presence