Sarcasm is my only defence

hey hey, i'm an Aussie girl in her late teens. I enjoy long walks on the beach, jazz music and breaking down into a panic after leaving essays until hours before they're due. I'll pretty much follow any kind of Teen Wolf blog that follows me so feel free to join me here in my crazy corner. :) If you want to know more about me, feel free to start a conversation. - I won't bite (unless you are an attractive foreign celebrity) Master Rec List More Recs Life Ruiners

[seriousjones]

the best part about being born in the 90s is that if you live until the next century’s 90s, there will be a time when you are a 90s kid in your 90s in the 90s. an unholy trinity of unstoppable nostalgia

[eerz]

Damn, girls with leg tattoos sure take a lot of bubble baths

[myfart0]

[gothicprep]

christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose”

[the-arena-ballerina-deactivated]

"a career" "financial security" "a sex life" "tuition for grad school" "alcohol" "a nap" "socks would be nice"

[satansanalfisting-deactivated20]

And now I will attempt a most ancient and scientific method of summoning Australians…. Ahem.

AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE

[rumtumteddy]

*runs in with didgeridoo* WHAT WHERE

[sometimesismileatmyowninsanity]

*raises the didgeridoo above my head* OI OI OI

[imgfave]

[bre4kaway]

PARENTING YOU ARE DOING IT SO FUCKING RIGHT

[bitewatlock]

PARENTING WIN

[bagelhogger]

thAT LAST LINE THOUGH

[free-parking-blog]

Beetroot’s Romeo and Juliet Poster

Every “Romeo” and “Juliet” in the entirety of Shakespeare’s play brought together with 55,440 red lines. 

[katuriankaturiankaturian]

One of my favorite pieces.

[dailysets]

[otiggerifico]

it’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally

[arethereanyspiritshere-deactiva]

omg

[kuriboh-deactivated20140219]

ATTENTION AUSTRALIANS

AMERICANS DO NOT HAVE PLAY SCHOOL

I REPEAT, AMERICANS DO NOT HAVE PLAY SCHOOL

[your-dusty-gamecube-deactivated]

what the fuck is play school

[maskedtrickster]

I HAD ASSUMED PLAY SCHOOL WAS A UNIVERSAL CONSTANT. LIKE WE JUST HAD THE AUSTRALIAN VERSION.

[buckystilinski]

HOW DO YOU NOT HAVE PLAYSCHOOL. I CANT BELIEVE YOU HAVE GROWN UP NOT EXPERIENCED THE JOY OF THE SHAPED WINDOWS AND BIG TED AND ALL THE CRAFT AND FOOD AND OH GOD WHAT WAS YOUR CHILDHOOD

[weirdalfan-deactivated-deactiva]

a blonde girl and a white girl walk into a thinly veiled misogynist joke

[draqua]

[makkachinning]

I feel u

[hippies-like-us]

I like Halloween in Australia because I can buy 5 packs of fun-size chocolates in preparation and know that at the end of the day the only bitch eating them will be me because no bitch kid trick-or-treats around here no matter how hard Woolworths tries to make it a thing.

[bozstvo-deactivated20200629]

shocking new discovery: you are very cute. scientists everywhere are blushing

[sandandglass]

[elusiveisabel]

I like how Derek somehow made it to Jennifer’s car in broad daylight without, I dunno, sending people screaming or getting picked up for littering blood everywhere.

[lielabell]

DIES LAUGHING

[miguelsbutt]

i feel really weird saying that I have too much of a social life to have a good tumblr because it's like against the rules but oops