I'm hungry

[triliv]

[myfart0]

someone: tell me about yourself

me: don't know them sorry

[ashryvaer]

i really wanna read but i just [clenches fist] don’t

[apolohgy]

now that i’m older i’m realizing even though joey was painted to be this dense womanizer with subpar acting jobs, he actually worked his ass off for each role he got, was caring towards his friends, and was really sweet and open towards women. ross on the other hand

[realpixie]

[library-mermaid-blog]

Customers who get angry when I read them their total cost are so compelling to me. Take charge of your narrative, Janice. Be the hero of your own story. You are the one who is purchasing $113.67 worth of adult zen coloring books, Janice. It’s not me you hate, Janice. It’s not me.

[dania88]

so my cat turns himself into a ball whenever he’s cold & its the cutest thing ever

[ettatheartist]

[supportindie]

[livs-cooke]

[armadill-d-o]

Season 5 of orange is the new black is so insanely well done. They tackled some really important issues in a really easy to understand way, but without sugar coating it. Despite the amazing content the filming of it was insane, especially the episode where they filmed it like a horror movie, or the music they played at the end when the guys came into the prison. I’ve just finished the season and I’m in awe of how fucking well done it was, and it deserves more attention than it’s getting.

[sanahtml786590-deactivated20231]

[kingjaffejoffer]

“im getting old” starter pack

“this is way too sweet”

“they’re remaking that movie already????”

“my back hurts”

“wait, people get mad about that now?”

“I can’t eat that, its gone fuck my stomach up”

“hold on let me check my calendar first”

**turns on the radio** [groans]

[thuggums]

How dare you EXPOSE me at 5:18 am on this good Monday

[zerofucksclub]

[tipsymaple-blog]

I may not be a perfect person but at least I have never yelled at an employee in a store

not to sound too millennial here but it annoys me so much when I’m at a restaurant and someone I’m with will complain about the service being slow like buddy pal it’s fine it’s not that important

[botesregias-deactivated20180419]

You didn’t waited 40 minutes for a dinner before haven’t you?

[gothicprep]

i have but i also have, like, real problems

[fishyandclintbarton]

This is the most genius thing i’ve seen in years. Thank you happytoast.co.uk 💯

[glassbonespaperskin]

[wnq-writers]

Two people drifting apart isn’t a sin. Punishing each other for it, is.

wearethedying, End of an era (via wnq-writers)

[goodbyeeveryonee-deactivated202]

u can fall in love w anybody whether its romantically or not and i think ppl forget that. i think falling in love is jus..knowing that a person heightens your sense of happiness so much that you know you’d be empty without them