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me showing the doctor where to amputate my leg as i ready the tourniquet

So I don’t play the sims super often so I didn’t know that evil sims can do an “evil workout” which seems to just be a normal workout except sometimes they pause to laugh maniacally.

ancientstone

Vampire: *struggling*

Me:

Vampire: *still struggling*

Me: look, I said I have tricky veins-

Vampire: DO YOU HAVE THEM AT ALL????

what-even-is-thiss

“Your pets only love you because you feed them”

Yeah well that’s also how your relationship with your parents starts out but more stuff happens after that doesn’t it

elianarosey

arcolan

11 year old border collie: gets a special shot for his chronic back pain this morning

2pm: "where's the dog he can't possibly have jumped over the fence"

3pm: "hi i live in [another village]! I got your dog here, if you can come fetch him?"

"well at least that new medication is working 💀"

emcapi

eilooxara

Oat milk was discovered much more recently than you may have known. Like many now-familiar technologies, it was found by accident during the Apollo program when NASA learned what a zero-g environment does to goat milk.

galaxywarp

datasoong47

teaboot

My boss has a new boss who's been dropping in to check on how different sites are doing and I keep introducing her to the clients by going "This is Hank. Hank, this is my boss's boss, she's very important, please tell her nice things about me" and that's my big Autistic secret to professional networking. Letting them think you're funny

arizonaconservativegal

Fun fact: Arizona is the only place in the country where the state mine inspector is an elected position

Another fun fact: this is one of my favorite political ads of all time, straight out of 2014

catparazzi

I forgot vampire bats were a thing and thought they were referring to the folklore kind of vampire

tacticalskirt

the subtle advocation for kids to be playing in the abandoned copper mines is also not great

huffylemon

ok but did ian kobe win

archaeo2020

Update: Ian Kobe did not win. Joe Hart has been the AZ mine inspector since 2007, and he presumably has yet to clear out the vampire dens.

redlipstickresurrected

Endre Penovác aka Эндре Пеновац (Serbian, b. 1956, Tornjoš, Serbia and Montenegro) - Stretching, 2017, Paintings: Ink on Paper

anik

i love this guy

beautifulscreaminglady

lunalockser

One of my favorite things about Leverage is that they were not afraid to put their men in colors. I'm not just talking about Nates obnoxious cutomes either. But the amount of times that Hardison is just casually wearing pink. The amount of fun patterns that Eliot gets away with while still being the "guard dog".

I love a show that isn't afraid of fun outfits.