when the

avid mipha enjoyer

[what-even-is-thiss]

What if the fates are a trio of old grandmas gossiping while they’re weaving

[acerby]

You think robots can’t get pregnant? Well explain vending machines, you dumb ass.

[adhd-faith-interpreter]

I feel like a 3d printer is a better analogy because it actually builds the thing inside it but yeah

[mika-miii]

3d printers are viviparous, vending machines are hosts for parasitoid doctors pepper that oviposit their eggs inside them

[whalesharkcat]

if a vending machine drops its drink and it explodes, it's ovoviviparous

[kalamik1tty]

DON'T look this game up if u have a weak stomach but does anyone else remember this or does this make me old lmao

[insomniac-arrest]

I think we should figure out what age we’re living in now so we can say how it’s collapsing to each other

[insomniac-arrest]

Our age of plastics is collapsing

[insomniac-arrest]

Our age of information is collapsing! *remembers generative AI, nods to self* our age of information is collapsing.

[whatelizard]

peeks

[nessiedraw]

Fallen down

[what-even-is-thiss]

Gets abducted by aliens and put in a zoo and slowly figures out how their language works and starts writing swear words on the glass when the alien children walk by

[what-even-is-thiss]

The aliens are like wait you can write and I’m like yeah I can talk too and they’re like why didn’t you say something sooner and I’m like well I figured you wouldn’t let me go since you’re clearly willing to kidnap a sapient being so I’m just taking revenge by making your toddlers more annoying

[what-even-is-thiss]

The aliens are like we didn’t know humans were sapient and I’m like did you miss all of that human civilization literally everywhere and they’re like what and I’m like look at the planet at night and they’re like holy fuck those lights are people we’ve been trapping and releasing people and meanwhile I’ve returned to writing swear words on the glass with my little alien sharpie

[silvergryphonart]

I glare at you from across the enclosure for ruining my alienthropology research by making them aware of being observed

[what-even-is-thiss]

Ignores you and keeps teaching a child that speaks alien sign language all the rude words for alien genitalia through the glass

[silvergryphonart]

Continues to glare with a twitching lip because that’s actually really funny

[epepepepe233]

a little eram for the soul

[angels-arbys]

do you think they smoke the za or are they the za

[bbbutterfingers]

hard to say

[valtsv]

tending to someone's injuries is literally a first date. you've got the wine (for disinfecting open wounds) the candles (for cauterizing open wounds) and the physical intimacy of touching another person's bare flesh. what more could you ask for.

[auxphono]

Painkillers.

[valtsv]

why do you hate romance

[pkrtyrock]

sketch that didnt wanna be a sketch

[hanromi]

In the end, it's still you Another brimhat Coco drawing! This time a bit more bittersweet? I imagine even if she becomes a brimhat, the same kind Coco would still be in there, maybe resurfacing when she sees her old friends again.. also excited to see her in the season 2 preview!

[bell-loved]

world changing post

[rina-rulez]

Kriselle dump of love and happiness

[elliegully]

Happy Birthday Brushbuddy !! 8/4

[gravitysoda]

off-key.