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hi im kai and i love apollo justice she/her/hers | 20s | ISFJ | ♋

[adastrabbit]

fucking the everything bagel for everything

[eategg24]

everything? including war?

[adastrabbit]

fucking the war bagel for war

[ducktracy-deactivated20260315]

[fandomfishbish]

i foand my boit suttufuhcut an’ it says oim fouah

[t0bey]

Haar commission for someone on bluesky 👍

[yurimartyr]

burgers are awesome. so are pussies. so you'd think something called the "borgussy" is something very good, but according to my friend Karl Marx such is not the case.

[ministarfruit]

phoenix wright: ace attorney

[conspiracydawg]

sight I saw in san francisco, twice: gaggle of tiny children leashed together being herded along, everyone in hi-vis

[mikkeneko]

[orteil42]

be real with me. what comes to your mind when you read the word "fromage"

[orteil42]

dexter's laboratory has done more to evangelize my language than i'd ever suspected

[orteil42]

i will not be addressing the 20% of other responses that say they read it as "something else".

[tarantula-hawk-wasp]

Shout out to the phrase “I’m going to become the joker” for capturing a very specific and real emotion

[bbberingela-deactivated20230521]

[iphigeniacomplex]

scrolling through the tags on a post about a serious social issue simulator

#just a reminder to any POC people that follow me: please DO NOT be afraid to send me long and detailed asks explaining the specific problems and extent of harm done by my art if i ever make art that includes any racist stereotypes #i'm Just Some Guy please educate me

#tw s3xu4l 4ss4ult #s*exual ass*ult ment #tw s///a #hopefully those filter it out pls ask to tag!

#OP i completely agree #literally [completely new statement in direct opposition to the statement made in the post]

#im sorry for being american #im sorry for being white #im sorry for being a man #im sorrty i know it hurts ppl i hate myself i hate myself i hate myself

#house md did an episode on this #queuenited healthcare shooting

#tw colonization #ok unrelated but this actually rly reminds me of how certain ppl behave in the tadc fandom

#as a white person i approve this message

#Look I'm white as the freshly fallen snow and even I know not to do this #Do better y'all

#im white but im appalachian and we experience this too #so i relate

#like i agree but op can you stop yelling

#People in real life: Hey man how are you

#WAIT WHATS TRANSMIGOSYNY HELP- #IM NOT CHRONICALLY ONLINE CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN PLS😭😭😭

#some people act like this because of autism but otherwise i agree

#Please know that there are good men and not all men are bad and men can be very healing #and a real man would never act like this you should never worry about men because most men are normal

#sure i'll reblog that

#not ted lasso

[iphigeniacomplex]

all of these are based on real tags i’ve seen but the first one was kind of a cop-out because the particular tag from which i drew inspiration is actually significantly more unbearable

[furiwokaaan]

Footsteps weave Tomorrow

[egberts]

blast my stupid baja life

[doughkazoo]

inspired by this tweet

[greelin]

i have always been so fond of her to the point that it drives me to tears

[deerlike-dyke]

"homestuck taught me lessons on how to deal with fandom" is maybe one of the most colossal euphemisms i have ever read in my entire life, it's like pointing to chernobyl and saying it gave you a very valuable lesson on the importance of workplace safety

[diakamu]

[gum088]

we're just too cool