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They want it to stop…..we reblog it to the extreme
only 3 more years.
I already added this to my queue, I don’t even know if i’ll still be on tumblr then
ive been queuing this since the 31st of december, 2015
GUYS!!! im moving to http://rikuouji.tumblr.com/ if we were mutuals here, please go follow me there, i’ll follow you back!!
GUYS!!! im moving to http://rikuouji.tumblr.com/ if we were mutuals here, please go follow me there, i’ll follow you back!!
GUYS!!! im moving to http://rikuouji.tumblr.com/ if we were mutuals here, please go follow me there, i'll follow you back!!
#CROW NO
Crow: CROW YES!
It’s actually impossible to measure how many fucks a corvid give because there is no device sensitive enough to register such a tiny amount.
science/animal side of tumblr… explain to me the birb thing
Tail Pulling is a behavior noted in many corvids. The practical application is to create a distraction that will allow the birb to make off with the target’s food. Imagine being in the lunch room and a large fellow has a Twinkie you covet. You can’t just take it from him because he’ll defend his Twinkie. But if you thwap him on the back of his neck and then dash around to snag the Twinkie while he investigates, you stand a decent chance of enjoying spongey goodness. This is basically that in birb form.
Except corvids don’t only do this as a distraction. Sometimes they seem to just being doing it to mess with other animals/birbs. But to use my lunch room analogy, there are times you might thwap someone sneakily on the back of the neck just for amusement. Primates exhibit behavior that appears to be just be annoying other animals for amusement. Given how intelligent crows are, its not unlikely that this is a manifestation of an innate desire to just fuck with someone else for the fun of it. Such as this from the link above:
THANK YOU FOR THE BIRB KNOWLEDGE
BECAUSE IT IS FUN
This speaks to me on a molecular level.
birbs just wanna have fun
Sorry to hijack a little, but to put it bluntly, corvids are also pretty BALSY. They are more than prepared to harass other huge birds of prey which could deal them a lot of damage. There’s plenty of cases of corvids ‘riding’ other birds as well. It’s often to harass the larger bird out of the area, but as @red3blog said, they quite often (in layman’s terms) enjoy fucking shit up for fun.
‘Where the hell is the seatbelt on this thing?’
I mean they deserve a medal for having such huge bird balls imo
Literally no fucks are given by corvids. Ever.
not trying to be dramatic but can someone care about me
THIS IS THE WORST THING THATS EVER HAPPENED TO ONE OF MY TEXT POSTS
if you try to wake me up by pulling my blankets off ill probably kill you
Like where the fuck do i begin
Im reminded of this classic
Together, the Thousands Nights and the Imperial Demons are the two most powerful magical syndicates in Japan. Now they’re at war. If things go off course, the whole country could be destroyed. - requested by anonymous.
“Iwa-chan, we said we were going to nap,” Oikawa whispers through a soft chuckle.
Iwaizumi is relentless, fingers tickling at Oikawa’s sides as he nips at the nape of his neck. “We’ve been napping for two hours already.”
“I want to nap more,” Oikawa protests, letting out a burst of laughter. It subsides into a small series of giggles when the tickling stops, but he feels Iwaizumi laughing against his skin, and it makes his heart flutter.
“I like napping with you,” Oikawa admits quietly, pushing back into Iwaizumi’s touch as those strong arms wrap securely around his waist. “It feels like time stops, when I get you all to myself like this,” he breathes, cheeks flushing a little more than his natural rose pink.
Iwaizumi’s arms tighten around him, his lips pressing a series of kisses from the back of Oikawa’s neck over to the shell of his ear. “You are so cheesy,” he mumbles, laughing when Oikawa gently kicks his shin.
“If it means time stops,” he hums, soaking in the warmth of Oikawa in the afternoon light. “Then I’m keeping you all to myself forever.”
(written by @starlitciities)
A preview for Moments : an Iwaizumi x Oikawa fanzine
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I did this in like 10 minutes, so excuse how dirty and shitty this looks. I got the idea so quickly that I wanted to draw it as fast as I could xD
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for @bxtbrat
soriku? :)
Who cooks: Riku - Sora has been disallowed from the kitchen area, and never may he ever touch the stove. Even with supervision.
Who does the laundry and other chores: Still Riku. Sora assumes his clothes get clean by magic, and there was An Incident with confused soaps. There were… so many bubbles. So many.
How many children do they have: We may or may not have an AU in which they have two children.
Who’s more dominate: Riku likes to THINK he is, in many cases. He is not. Sora’s actually more gung-ho about things in general and winds up naturally taking point on pretty much everything, and Riku’s so busy wrestling with self-doubt that he kind of just goes with whatever he thinks will make Sora happiest.
Favorite nonsexual activity: COMPETITION. Literally ANY COMPETITION.
Their favorite place to be together: Riku’s favourite place to be… is drowning in Sora’s beautiful blue eyes. … That was terrible. Still true, though. For real, we think Riku really only cares that they’re in the same place at the same time, but Sora likes their Secret Place best.
Any traditions: I don’t think they have anything they count as traditions. They do a lot of the same things, like revisiting places, without really thinking about them.
Their “song”: Simple and Clean, by Utada Hikaru. Surely no one saw that coming.
What they do for each other on holidays: Riku overthinks and puts his heart and soul into getting Sora the perfect gift, or doing the perfect thing. Sora, if he doesn’t forget the holiday, goes “That thing reminds me of Riku! Riku would like that thing. I like that thing. I’m gonna get it for Riku.” They also celebrate holidays with like, every single one of their friends. They do big group celebrations because Friendship Is Super Important.
Where did they go for their honeymoon: They’d probably plan on going to all these big, exotic places, and every single trip would fall apart due to poor planning or second thoughts or something else. In the end, they’d want to be somewhere that meant something to them both and would choose somewhere sentimental and close to home.
Where did they first meet: Sora was born Riku’s BFF. It was like that scene in Sleeping Beauty where Prince Philip looks at baby Aurora like “The fuck is this squishy thing?”. That was little Riku with newborn Sora.
Any pets: They probably have pets for like, a very short time, as Sora just collects animals that come near enough to be scooped up and declared his friend. That was how they briefly had a pet duck, two pet dogs, a pair of chipmunks, a cricket… and a really overgrown mouse. The mouse, they kept. Riku liked that one.
What do they fight over: Their minor arguments are over who won what. There’s a lot of bickering over ‘that didn’t count’ or ‘you have longer legs, it wasn’t a fair race’ or ‘your hair poked me in the eye, I was blinded for the second half’. They’re over their ‘big argument’ phase of their lives, but if you asked either one (separately), they’d probably cite any big arguments as being Riku’s fault.
Do they go on vacations, if so where: They try to travel somewhere new every time they go on vacation. See new worlds, make new friends, that whole thing.