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[misterlemonz11]

02-21-23 | https://misterlemonz11.tumblr.com/archive.

[liberalsarecool]

White supremacy and race were involved. Southern Representatives did not want blacks treated equally and certainly did not want to be treated at the same places.

[mikehellrs]

If they want to 'make America great again' they should start by going back to making healthcare companies non-profit organizations like they were before the 70's

[tastefullyoffensive]

Movie Fans Share The Single Worst Film They Sat Through Hoping It Would Get Better

[mikehellrs]

Those were all good (bad?) choices but I'd like to suggest The Core for inclusion. I'm generally a fan of giant drilling machine vehicles in sci fi, but I eventually walked out of this movie. The premise that humans had accidentally stopped the rotation of the Earth's core was ridiculous enough for me to want to leave but I stuck it out. Until they decided that detonating nuclear bombs in the core would (somehow) start it rotating again.

[earendil-was-a-mariner]

Gandalf: The wide world is all about you. You can fence yourselves in, but you cannot forever fence it out

Sauron: Watch me try

[mikehellrs]

I mean if the 'fence' you put up is a bunch of mountains infested with orcs, goblins, and a spider the size of a sherman tank then sure

[wosp-reactivated]

I can smell the poison in my goblet but I lowkey don't even care anymore

[mikehellrs]

[crap-userrname16]

[mikehellrs]

Also using current technology it would cost more than the entire world's yearly GDP to bring even a fraction of that asteroid to the surface of the Earth.

[tastefullyoffensive]

“There Are Two Types Of Cats” — Hissterical Cat Tweets To Get You Through Rest Of The Week

[liberalsarecool]

Arizona should already have a lawsuit in place, and Democrats should already have had a federal judge swear her in.

This never should have gone on this long.

Democrats need to up their game.

[the25centpaperback]

Entry to Elsewhen by John Brunner, cover by Josh Kirby (1975)

[kaijuno]

Cats have to put up with being picked up and getting kissies and being cradled like the little baby and it’s so funny to me because like. They chose that. They domesticated themselves

[kaijuno]

"I suppose I shall tolerate the kisses from mama and papa... it will result in my kin 2000 years from now getting treats and scratchy posts for free..."

[kaijuno]

And it will make me cry forever and ever that the first recorded cat name was "Sweetie"

[oldguardians]

once again thinking about "the lottery" by shirley jackson.

imagine there was a man in the story who went around giving speeches about the importance of the lottery as a tradition. He said the casualties were unfortunate, but also an inevitable price of freedom. Imagine he treated those who sought to end the senseless cycle of violence with condescension and derision, calling them idiotic, naïve, and diseased.

yet when that man was selected for the lottery and stoned to death, everyone mourned him and said how unfair it was that a bright young family man should die so soon. And when people pointed out that this man was killed by a system he adamantly defended and worked to perpetuate, they lost their jobs and were shunned from the community as insensitive and monstrous.

Imagine. Hypothetically. For no particular reason.

[badjokesbyjeff]

I used to work at the zoo, and one time, a gorilla died of old age 

Problem was, it was the only gorilla in the zoo because it wasn’t very profitable. The gorilla was by far the most popular attraction, and they couldn’t afford to go a single day without it.

So the zoo owner came up to me and said, "For an extra $100 a day, do you want to put on this gorilla costume until we can afford a new one?"

Of course, I said yes.

Pretty quickly, I became the biggest hit at the zoo. Everyone wanted to see the human-like gorilla.

About a month later, the craze started to die down, but they kept pressuring me to get people’s attention again. So, in a desperate attempt, I climbed over to where the lions were and started hanging off the net.

Suddenly, this massive crowd gathered, and everyone looked terrified. I could feel my grip slipping — I couldn't hold on any longer. I started screaming, "Help! Help!" — and then I fell.

The lion rushed toward me, and just as I thought it was over, he leaned in and whispered, "Shut the fuck up before we all get fired."

[liberalsarecool]

We are all Paul Myers.

#SundaySermon

[liberalsarecool]

The MAGA pearl-clutching is the confession.

[liberalsarecool]

Conservative paternalism is gross.

78 year-old adulterous rape culture icon and child molester rambling about fertilization is like music to the ears of MAGA.

[mikehellrs]

Meanwhile IVF is literally illegal in some MAGA states because their draconian anti-abortion laws treat failed fertilized eggs as human beings

[liberalsarecool]

Strong progressive parties with engaged labor unions are the best defense against fascism.

Corporate tyranny is the enemy. Billionaire overlords want you destitute.

[liberalsarecool]

Get the guillotines!

[wilwheaton]

this is a lie. this is a stupid lie that stupid people believe. this is not how anything works.

I mean, fine. Go ahead and declare victory if that's what it takes for you to go back to pretending California doesn't exist, because it's honestly better for all of us if you just fucking disappear forever.

[mikehellrs]

California has just about had it with Trump's nonsense. They are now gathering signatures for an initiative to secede from the U.S.A..

Yup, secession is now on the table and I wouldn't blame California for doing it.