"byler was never in the cards" mike almost killed his girlfriend to a record by the butthole surfers

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"byler was never in the cards" mike almost killed his girlfriend to a record by the butthole surfers
obsessed w the contrast <3
El needed the “independence from men” arc, not Nancy.
Steve needed the “it’s okay if your crush doesn’t like you back” arc, not Will.
Mike needed the “you’re braver than you think” arc, not Holly.
Mileven needed the “shared trauma doesn’t mean we’re compatible” breakup, not Jancy.
Byler needed the “I just needed you” resolution, not Lumax.
Either Willel or Elmax needed the “you understand me better than anyone” resolution, not Mileven.
They kept giving the right arcs to the wrong characters and the wrong relationships.
I mourn apocalyptic stranger things season 5 that went back to it’s roots of season 1 and 2, didnt have Netflix lighting, and had byler endgame like a dead relative ugh we could’ve had EVERYTHINGGGG
you guys are all invited to my pool party!! do not forget to bring your toasters!!!!
jack wolfe typecast is gonna get me
At least we‘re finally making peace ❤️
the fact that people forgive billy and not jonathan is fucking insane to me.
"but billy was abused-" AND SO WAS JONATHAN??
"but jonathan was a creep to nancy-" JONATHAN APOLOGIZED AND GREW. DID BILLY APOLOGIZE FOR BEING RACIST?? DIDN'T FUCKING THINK SO.
"but jonathan does drugs-" SO FUCKING DOES BILLY??!
billy and jonathan are foils. they are both abused older brothers. the difference is billy took his abuse and abused others whereas jonathan took his abuse and vowed to not let others feel it .
remember when we were all joking that there's no way they could make a mileven montage flashback because will would be in the back of the shot for half of them
and then he was
s2 mike would've never hesitated to touch will God they killed their platonic relationship too
"How did you know if Vickie wanted to date?"
*Continues on to list all the signs Mike has given Will*
"Well, guess he ain´t into me"
WHAT KIND OF HELL AM I IN THAT THIS THE WRITING THAT MADE STRANGER THINGS THE MOST WATCHED SHOW ON NETFLIX OF ALL TIME
IT DOESN´T MAKE ANY SENSE
GET ME OUT OF HEREEEE
I WILL NEVER GET OVER TS
we all died and this is hell
this shit makes me so mad because romantic byler or not #my mike wheeler would have stayed. not like he was important in the final battle anyway all we got was some fanservice of him firing a gun
apocalypse boyssss
"mike was the first person to treat el with kindness and like a human being"
put some respect on his fucking name please
lowkey would have been a better father figure for el than hopper
finn wolfhard please call mike wheeler mike queerler on snl and you'll be reincarnated as a lotus flower