vic

they/he | queer my sims account is @the-yappstronaut-builds! (don't talk to me, i'm shy)

[the-yappstronaut]

forever believing that after eddie's almost-confession in the 1990 miniseries and richie's almost-confession in the 2019 movie, there WILL be a two way reddie confession in the 2040s remake adaptation.

[the-yappstronaut]

hear me out: heffington

[high school aged] steve harrington x rodrick heffley

[the-yappstronaut]

makeup artist will x hair stylist mike

[the-yappstronaut]

melvald's will x hawkins paper mike

[lemonnaises]

May i offer you some moodboards i made from the sheer buzz this gave me

I've called it postcart but idk if there's already a name for it

[the-yappstronaut]

go listen to "deathbed" by bug bites and tell me it's not eddie kaspbrak coded.

[the-yappstronaut]

queerbait so good they baited the fucking actors

[the-yappstronaut]

i think the reason i resonate with the IT fandom more than the ST fandom now is because it's almost entirely a queer space so there's no homophobic gremlins whispering in my ear that my ship sucks. also, i can get on board with pretty much any (age appropriate and non toxic) ship in IT.

reddie? hell yeah! benverly or billverly? sure! mcmarsh? of course! kaspbrough? adorable!! stozier? so cute. any of the others? absolutely.

and then theres also the stan/bill/mike/audra/patty debacle to which i say: all of the ships in that little circle are fantastic too. i love them all.

i'm not really a full poly!losers shipper because the concept of dating 6 people at once overwhelms me but i respect those who are! do what you want!! unless you ship eddie and myra.

the IT fandom is just generally is so much more inviting than the ST fandom because a majority of the people in it are actually dedicated and queer. and i love it for that.

[the-yappstronaut]

sooo when is the stranger things parody musical being written and how can i audition

[the-yappstronaut]

i made a new alignment chart.

inspired, of course, by the most iconic song (arguably) from the muppets universe.

[the-yappstronaut]

melvald's will x hawkins paper mike

[basicillusionz]

HOLY PEAK

New variant

[mikeandwillsweddingofficiant]

ok we need a name. right now.

[thepuffler]

STAGEHAND BECAUSE WILL IS ON STAGE AND MIKE USES HIS HANDS FOR TECH AND HE’S HANDY AND HE LIKES USING HIS HANDS-

[the-yappstronaut]

the concept of punk henderhop

[the-yappstronaut]

hot take:

carlton >>>>>> chance

[the-yappstronaut]

enough about Ryers, what about a Mike Wheeler x Bill Denbrough and Will Byers x Mike Hanlon au??

(michael x william)

[the-yappstronaut]

what the fuck is going on this is so disgusting

[the-yappstronaut]

i'd make a post about everything i hate about tales of '85 but i genuinely don't even care enough about the show anymore to write the post lol

[the-yappstronaut]

the concept of mike finally being able to say "i love you" to jane after they break up and their love can stay platonic like its meant to be