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@mikes-on-prometheus
They just invented the world’s fastest sandwich. They’re calling it the autobáhn mì
I drew every seal from the earless/true seal group! (for real this time!)
and bonus
@mikes-on-prometheus
Seal plushie wearing my melody headband
They wear suits, but they don't even know basic etiquette.
inspired by @cowardsexual 's post of a very sleepy phm science team and Grace's teacher instincts
stratt and grace and the rest of the phm science team running on 4 cumulative hours of sleep at an unscheduled conference. dimitri and lokken are trying to explain a new complication in the hail mary's fueling system and the resources necessary to iron it out but they keep getting interrupted by government officials butting in until grace (who doesn't even look up from his laptop and checked out of the conversation two days ago) snaps "we raise our hands to speak"
complete silence for like 3 seconds. the french prime minister sheepishly raises his hand and stratt smiles for the first time that week (grace buries his entire head behind his laptop screen for wont of a better option, like jumping straight into the sea)
Which ao3 tag are you?
Saw this, looks fun!
Link to the quiz is here
… yeah, that tracks.
Soft tagging @blockcat-safari, @jackdraw-spwrite, @cityofangeisislying, @audioeidolon, @venusplantt, @bardicc-inspo and @voidindite in case they would like to play along :)
(Feel free to jump in if this looks fun and I forgot to tag you!)
yeowch...I do want a hug im ngl
participate if u want lolz @idontgottatellyoucrap @5000voltsthroughme @thatonebisexualgunner + open tagz
Awww
@axlthetwink87 @glitterystrawberrypeace @j3nny21xcx +anyone else
Tyy!
YES MY FAVOURITE
@aleks-is-dead @irlorangecat +open tags
My third dead dove (I get dead dove every time)
@norzyczki @theinterpretingbookworm +open tags
Not tagged by anyone just wanna join :p
Kinda fitting, but i prefer when this is followed by a "[character] gets a hug" so that i can sleep in peace and joy🙂↕️
@coffee--spill @scammysmileroksuu @complexityissimple @wallie28 sup gang hope yall haven't forgotten me just yet✌️ + open tags
Dw twin you were remembered!!
Love this cuz im swearing at my screen + wishing them utter joy
Tags!!: @human-name-right-here @sylveaugust @cyubiedoo @xyzchocolate @carpediemisnicebuticannot @lilithhenituse + anyone else!!
Ty for tagging me!
Funnily enough I dont read a lot of dead dove
@swagbananacloud @q6meow @returntoweebshit @rabbitindisguise @emm-of-many-thoughts @torchstelechos @carpediemisnicebuticannot @reveriespeaks @caffe-mocha (no pressure ofc!)
Thanks for tagging me :D
As both a person and a writer... that tracks
@advena-perditus @missb0at @way-down-aevistown @diathael @hospisun @thesummerrtriangle
👀 ty for the tag em em :p
Hmmmmm yeah checks out
@kraineprinz @iccera don't know who else to tag that hasn't already been tagged o(-( hmm
this is me.
uhh I don't know who else to tag I think literally everyone I know has been tagged uhm actually that's not true
@iszzieswriting @red-skyz @talapala
HUH I DONT EVENT READ FICS WITH THIS TAG HUH HUH UHBU H— anyways... uhm i dont have anyone else to tag :'] hi mael!!
@maelstrom-of-emotions
I want to disagree, but looking at my angst fics, probably checks out.
Soft tagging: @redl3monade, @xiaokuer-schmetterling, @viaalterego, @nebuluscharlie, @padfootastic, @mystifiedmess, @famy0, @dreams-in-words, @dame-sailorlynn, @miggylol, @mikes-on-prometheus, @miraofftherails, @chipmunkweirdo, @sohrleas, @lennjamin-o7, @nomsfaultau, @sailors-be-warned, @sapphirelove472, @sk4d1v3, @saintsenara, @disorganizedkitten, @youreyeslookliketheocean, @yuricedes, @synister09, @medusasstory or @antimony-medusa, @iykahhh, @derpyfishwrites, @noisyreader12, @canonchallulah, @anarchy-and-piglins, @tumblingghosts, @bibookdemon, @demigodseameg16, @whatisgrass, @what-is-my-aesthetic, @sun-ashes, @agerasiaa and @ellipsus-writes (because I think it's funny and I'm curious) + anyone else who wants to join.
Lmao sure that tracks.
Which ao3 tag are you?
Saw this, looks fun!
Link to the quiz is here
… yeah, that tracks.
Soft tagging @blockcat-safari, @jackdraw-spwrite, @cityofangeisislying, @audioeidolon, @venusplantt, @bardicc-inspo and @voidindite in case they would like to play along :)
(Feel free to jump in if this looks fun and I forgot to tag you!)
yeowch...I do want a hug im ngl
participate if u want lolz @idontgottatellyoucrap @5000voltsthroughme @thatonebisexualgunner + open tagz
Awww
@axlthetwink87 @glitterystrawberrypeace @j3nny21xcx +anyone else
Tyy!
YES MY FAVOURITE
@aleks-is-dead @irlorangecat +open tags
My third dead dove (I get dead dove every time)
@norzyczki @theinterpretingbookworm +open tags
Not tagged by anyone just wanna join :p
Kinda fitting, but i prefer when this is followed by a "[character] gets a hug" so that i can sleep in peace and joy🙂↕️
@coffee--spill @scammysmileroksuu @complexityissimple @wallie28 sup gang hope yall haven't forgotten me just yet✌️ + open tags
Dw twin you were remembered!!
Love this cuz im swearing at my screen + wishing them utter joy
Tags!!: @human-name-right-here @sylveaugust @cyubiedoo @xyzchocolate @carpediemisnicebuticannot @lilithhenituse + anyone else!!
Ty for tagging me!
Funnily enough I dont read a lot of dead dove
@swagbananacloud @q6meow @returntoweebshit @rabbitindisguise @emm-of-many-thoughts @torchstelechos @carpediemisnicebuticannot @reveriespeaks @caffe-mocha (no pressure ofc!)
Thanks for tagging me :D
As both a person and a writer... that tracks
@advena-perditus @missb0at @way-down-aevistown @diathael @hospisun @thesummerrtriangle
👀 ty for the tag em em :p
Hmmmmm yeah checks out
@kraineprinz @iccera don't know who else to tag that hasn't already been tagged o(-( hmm
this is me.
uhh I don't know who else to tag I think literally everyone I know has been tagged uhm actually that's not true
@iszzieswriting @red-skyz @talapala
HUH I DONT EVENT READ FICS WITH THIS TAG HUH HUH UHBU H— anyways... uhm i dont have anyone else to tag :'] hi mael!!
@maelstrom-of-emotions
I want to disagree, but looking at my angst fics, probably checks out.
Soft tagging: @redl3monade, @xiaokuer-schmetterling, @viaalterego, @nebuluscharlie, @padfootastic, @mystifiedmess, @famy0, @dreams-in-words, @dame-sailorlynn, @miggylol, @mikes-on-prometheus, @miraofftherails, @chipmunkweirdo, @sohrleas, @lennjamin-o7, @nomsfaultau, @sailors-be-warned, @sapphirelove472, @sk4d1v3, @saintsenara, @disorganizedkitten, @youreyeslookliketheocean, @yuricedes, @synister09, @medusasstory or @antimony-medusa, @iykahhh, @derpyfishwrites, @noisyreader12, @canonchallulah, @anarchy-and-piglins, @tumblingghosts, @bibookdemon, @demigodseameg16, @whatisgrass, @what-is-my-aesthetic, @sun-ashes, @agerasiaa and @ellipsus-writes (because I think it's funny and I'm curious) + anyone else who wants to join.
Lmao sure that tracks.
comforting head bonk to make up for my feeble human lifespan
Love how seals squish~ Here's a squishy Polaris ^^
seal in a bubble bath
source
Sketch in between comms. Just imagine they got the suit on lol
rocky is both touched by the sentiment and disturbed by human medical practices
inspired by this grace quote:
rip tony stark you woulda loved ryland grace
another day of ryland grace being passed around the fandoms like a blunt. god bless. i love this fuxking fandom. phm never change
Saw this on twitter and got me 😀???????? because i mean what is this
grace, who has been alone for five minutes: oh my god. an alien! im not alone anymore! i hope he wants to be friends :)
rocky, coming up on 50 years of solitude, imprinting on grace in ways baby ducklings can only dream of: if you leave me to sleep where i can't watch your heart beat i am blowing up this tunnel with us both in it
It's happening again, so just to remind everyone:
TUMBLR ADS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO AUTO-PLAY AUDIO! THAT IS A BUG AND YOU SHOULD REPORT IT!
"This ad is auto-playing audio" is literally on the drop down menu for reporting an ad. Tumblr isn't trying to implement this! Don't protest this "new policy", cause it's not one.
Report the broken ads.
Thank you.
They are not supposed to automatically redirect you without you clicking them, they are not supposed to cause a pop-up, they are not supposed to freeze your screen.
This is all bugs or malicious advertising which is also against tumblers ad policy. You should report all ads which do this.
Let’s get rid of those horrible monopoly ads, together.
One detail from the book that didn't make it into the movie that I think is neat is that Eva Stratt did not just stumble across Ryland Grace. He was not the 'potentially disposable' option. She went to the top microbiologists in some of the best research labs in the world and was told multiple times "you know what? I think Dr. Grace might be your guy." When discussing the Petrova Problem. And this several years after his ejection from academia.