[mikeshardthrobbinglemonade]

Lonely night like these, the one thing to do is eat shredded cheese

[mikeshardthrobbinglemonade]

*pockets filled with cocoons* “do you want a mothball?”

“No thanks I’m not that into sports”

[glittergoon]

[weirdmageddon]

[chongoblog]

[chongoblog]

[chongoblog]

[mikeshardthrobbinglemonade]

What the fuck is a trombone even, a trumpet that took some viagra? Fuck you

[vague-humanoid]

[mikeshardthrobbinglemonade]

The Washington Post

Democracy dies in the produce isle

[mikeshardthrobbinglemonade]

Do we know bigfoots pronouns??? Have we ever asked??? Bigfoot give off big (they/them) energy but I don’t want assume