Living it up in Normaltown

Transfem. It/Its. If you saw he/him on here its because I just came back after nnot updating my account in around 5 years and im trans now and forgot to change my bio also if youre a man im probably going to block you unless its you jason ily jason

[courtesycalling]

[courtesycalling]

Joke explanation: GLaDOS is talking to Wheatley in assembly language, which is (almost) the most direct way to give a computer instructions. Essentially, she's baby talking him. The code here prints out "You're wrong." to the screen.

[bigskycastle]

Turns out the opposition were a loud minority. And that love truly is possible in the next world – for new people. And it is too late for us.

[bigskycastle]

Turns out the opposition were a loud minority. And that love truly is possible in the next world – for new people. And it is too late for us.

[mikra-the-kobold]

wow I am back on Tumblr. I have done a lot of maturing. I am a communist now

[corndog-patrol]

i feel like max would say this

[mortalityplays]

[nicothejoe]

"Duckberto (Psyduck) fulfilling his dream of having his own chilean hotdog cart in the big city, while serving his best client, a college Meowth, trying to don't give up and not drop out of college" . . . A drawing I made to participate in a contest on Instagram ^^

[whitepeopletwitter]

[samshine-and-lollipops-deactiva]

Wait, it got better.

[theconcealedweapon]

Cops say that they live in constant fear of having to defend themselves and being wrongly seen as murderers.

If that were true, they'd be demanding that all of their interactions be filmed from multiple angles in order to make it very clear that using deadly force was the only reasonable option available.

Instead, they complain about being filmed.

Cops say that their job is very dangerous and that every interaction they have could be their last.

If that were true, they'd be grateful that people want to repeal laws against victimless actions, use social workers instead of police to deal with mental illness, and reduce crime by making sure everyone has what they need to survive.

Instead, they complain whenever those policy changes are proposed.

They're not trying to protect their safety. They're trying to protect their power.

[bogleech]

Garfield canonically has the psychic power to invade your horny thoughts

[valtsv]

now i might be wrong. but i'm pretty sure these aren't omens. like these are just things that can kill you.

[valtsv]

this is like if i said i'm a prophet because i know exactly when you'll die and then pulled out a gun and shot you with it

[valtsv]

[sleepsucks]

[sinfulhares]

a biiiiiig Chao mass attack!! 73 Chao, though I could only credit 72 on Art Fight because one deleted their Chao’s page :C

[nayohme]

one of my favorites of all time

[frogmoss1]

that’s kamala harris

[grumpygryphon]

Something I really had to get out of my system; kobolds, but based on (dragon) pokemon.

I hope to be doing some more soon!

[bat-soup]

AAHH I LOVED THIS ONE!! A commission for my dear friend ashe of his sona amity!

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[mistergaslow]

So, a few years back, my @ak8star played her first co-op game of Stellaris. I decided to help her through and tried to guide her as best as I could (while maintaining my OWN empire.)

After a while, she kept on complaining about her low energy output. I decided to play customer service. I double-checked that she was making energy districts, that her people were employed, and that her Global Energy Grid was up. Unfortunately, what I didn't realize was that, despite her nearly being in mid-game, she hadn't researched the tech for an Energy Grid.

I acted as if I was outraged and called her an Amish Mushroom.

[marlbororeds100s-deactivated202]

99.99% of rap haters have never even listened to rap. or if they have it's like one gangsta rap song & they treat the genre as a monolith and act like it's representative of every rap song ever. and well of course they are also just racist

[marlbororeds100s-deactivated202]

first & last line still stand even if rap was a monolith and all rap was gangsta rap. btw

[i-liked-pluto]

Rap is great! Everyone knows the worst genre of music is country

[marlbororeds100s-deactivated202]

99.99% of country haters have never even listened to country. or if they have it's like one post-9/11 pop country song by a rich poser & they treat the genre as a monolith and act like it's representative of every country song ever. and well of course they are also just classist

[marlbororeds100s-deactivated202]

i would lecture you about the importance of jazz in US history and african american history and music history but you're a swiftie so there is no hope for you