Mikuisgod

Have you heard of our lord and savior Hatsune Miku?

[gothicprep]

why is your cat green?

She’s built different 😌

[gothicprep]

Look i tried to laugh it off, but I haven’t stopped thinking about this message because… my cat literally isn’t green

like where is the green

[gothicprep]

Oh Christ

[sapropel]

This is the color your cat is

[lazygravez]

colors i eyedropped directly from op's cat

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

I drew a tree using only colours eyedropped from OP's cat.

[karakats]

every time i see this post all i see is some green alien kitty with antennae so i had to draw it

[bogleech]

I originally thought those were supposed to be mushrooms, implying that this cat is moldy

[tanuki-pyon]

Moldy forest cat

[gothicprep]

i'm happy y'all made fan art of my cat. i tried to show her and she just rubbed her face on my phone

[cielskunk]

:O dinoskunk

[coffeenonsense]

apparently the director of the no fucking til marriage movie is like "it's not the sex purge movie, that's not what it's about" but my guy I'm sorry you made the sex purge movie. that's what you did. like describe it however you want but conceptually the film is about a nation wide sex fest on the one day a year fucking is permitted by the state, that's a sex purge. the film can be about a wholesome romance happening during the sex purge but it is definitely the sex purge.

[coffeenonsense]

Wait ok so vanity fair just came out with an article describing the rules of the sex purge & apparently it's enforced bc the us government literally chipped its citizens like dogs with biomoniters that glow green when you're allowed to fuck. what in the conservative vanilla hell 😂😂😂

also apparently queer people in this universe just said "no thanks" when it came to this ban which is kind of based actually:

[nyxystixx]

3 2 1 lets search for the leviathan!!

Hummer having glasses came to me in a dream and he needed to exist immediately. TSFTL doodles!!

[draconym]

The eye doctor is the most fun doctor you can go to. They never steal your blood. They never make you get naked and put on a paper dress. They're just like, "Can you see these letters? It's fine if you can't, we can fix that." And they don't even spell anything.

[draconym]

[kiwiandmint]

Habits and Preferences

[drawnsnake]

Saw this ridiculous villager kid once

[beast-wirt-png]

Based off Neru's song Abstract Nonsense

[luckeyzs]

see him schmoove

[i-am-a-fish]

it's warm so I've been doing this activity called sitting in front of a fan

[alteredpanel]

dead wife jokes banned in the house due to current events

[cartoonscientist]

I mean, I do like spiders

what?

[idxnrosbp]

[lanshappycorner]

nakahiro doodles...🐙🦀

[homophobla]

fuck u

𓀤𓀥𓀤𓀥𓀤𓀥𓀤𓀥

starts dancing

[homophobla]

okay well if u don't like my dancing ill just leave

𓀦

[scamcall]

the three body problem: three space objects whose trajectories tend to be chaotic and are nearly impossible to predict on a long term period

[soysaucelatte]