Adulting Is Hard..

Recent masters graduate Figuring out life one step at a time Cliche I know, but it's the truth 25 y/o | black queer cis man

[sorenkingsley]

Detroit Evolution (2020) dir. Michelle Iannantuono

[aidashakur]

Find a soul that doesn't lose appreciation once they're used to you

[kaijuno]

[kreature-ofthenight]

gays dress like everyone from Jurassic Park tbh

[kaijuno]

Fair point

[sophiexteresa]

Not even sure if these are types of gay, but here we are

[the-only-useful-lesbian]

You forgot the T. Rex

[sophiexteresa]

Omg you’re right, I forgot the T-Rex!!!

[sophiexteresa]

@the-only-useful-lesbian

[misterreus]

The dinosaur is an amazing punchline but Dennis Nedry not making it on this post is pure ‘Hawaiian Shirt Gay’ erasure.

[fairycosmos]

only thing i agree with dads on is when it rains and they say ‘we needed that’ bc like. we did

[gay-irl]

Gay😤irl

[gay-irl]

Gay_irl

[manifestmyfuture]

ASÉ

[cameroonianprincess]

[ophanim444]

Shared this like two days ago, and today I got hire🤩🤩

[freshwater-pearl]

I don't usually post stuff like this, but I'm CLAIMING IT honey 🧿🦋✨

[whitepeopletwitter]

[thehowlingowl-deactivated202309]

compilation of the human & the vampire

[baconchocolatechipcookies]

[lawfulneurotic]

read this article about how Viking men considered semen to be imbued with manly strength so competition losers bottomed for their victor’s warrior fluid and it was all normally gay as hell?? anyway… bro let’s swap cummies until we’re shredded, yeah? 😄🤙🏻

[okaycontinue]

Viking leader walks into my bedroom: dude what the fuck

Me, about to invent the concept of Absorbing God's Essence: oh? You haven't heard?

[gay-irl]

[boyangelx]

[natehankz]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[sergeant-angels-trashcan]

CDC: if you’re vaccinated you don’t have to wear a mask anymore!

me: *sets this new recommendation gently on the ground* ah. no thank you

[dontbeanassbutt]

boy, blowjobs sure are a mouthful

[tangentlines]

jeez, that pun was hard for me to swallow

[spicy-vaginal-tacos]

penis

[high-school-fling]

thanks for your contribution

[manhatingbabyeaterrrrrrrr]

loitering is basically the illegal act of existing while not spending money

[josephicus-deactivated20151029]

isn’t capitalism fun

[inuzukahana-deactivated20210106]

Blonde hair is so romanticized and sought after and brown hair is considered plain but consider: we’ve actually got eyebrows.

[inuzukahana-deactivated20210106]

[eruphadriel]

[fishfrommars]

When I say I cackled