goodbye

moved (not like I rlly use this anyway)

[greelin]

no offense but sweet dreams are literally made of this and.. who am i to disagree

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[stickynutjuice]

englands be like are you “”””””””””””””””””””schewpid””””””””””””””””””””

[zagreus]

“when’s your birthday?” awfully bold of you to assume that i was born

[thetomska]

she’s beautiful..

[radical-flaar-queen-deactivated]

who?

[thetomska]

me

[milc]

yooo you know who sucks? a lot of people honestly,

[milc]

why are there snakes in your grandmother’s cereal

[milc]

remaking

pm if you want my new url

[melaninhoe-deactivated20180111]

Dont stay in a toxic relationship just because you dont want to be lonely.

[w4ves-deactivated20260212]

or toxic friendships

[buzzfeed]

[fursuitpursuits]

[xenogears]

[heytheredali-deactivated2021070]

Don’t be afraid to be “too much.” Call me 5 times a day because you wanna hear my voice or something came up and you wanna tell me immediately. Text me 12 times in a row when I don’t answer fast enough. Leave me cute texts when you can’t sleep. Hold my hand. Everywhere. Sit really close to me on the couch. Keep your hand on my thigh. Always have a part of you touching a part of me. Tell me you love me every hour I don’t care I want to be smothered in love holy fuck life is too short to hold back.

[funnypicsdept]

[beepathan]

me, hetero person: hey whats up guys do you want to go get some food

my friends, gay: ??????

me: oh sorry i mean asgdhjdhs guys do you??? want some food??? lmao ashdjdjhs

my friends: oh! agshdjjshsj yeah lmao agshdj

[finalgirlb0ss]

SJSJDKEKSKDKEND SHUT UP

[dnald]

i can’t skfjfkf understand akdjfkf your accent? skdjfjfkfjg

[dantecain]

[heartscale]

[commandtower-solring-go-deactiv]

I read this out loud and two people left the room screaming

[alexiadraws]

piss.gif

[spinoxy]

@beanbroth