afternoon delights

Melissa/Melrose | they | 26 | 🇵🇸

[shamebats]

[tiktaalic]

Always thinking about that post that’s like you know a shows fucked when people can name individual writers.

[marxistgnome]

They consider me strange and unusual due to my autistic behaviors. And maybe the unnatural experimentations too but thats unlikely.

[pissvortex]

Christians when they die and go to science instead of heaven

[dragon-in-a-fez]

what is happening. is it because the fish is naked

[depsidase]

[deltaomicronfive]

Most people on this website are literally this is image

[iheartmolly]

[degamonal]

1880’s Victorian dollhouse

[a-wild-haggis]

my trusty old mouse finally died and i don't think i like this new mouse as much. :(

[a-wild-haggis]

[twinkhole-destroyer]

“nobody wants to work anymore” yeah because everyone wants to kill themselves

[loveridden1999]

top 3 hobbies for young adults:

1. borrowing misery from future

2. carrying grief of the past

3. agonizing over the present

[notaplaceofhonour]

Ryan Gosling’s career has just been one long quest to climb the Warner Bros water tower

[notaplaceofhonour]

that man has been trying to climb this tower since he was 16. he has asked multiple times, and every time they said no, but now he’s famous enough & variety was able to convince them to do a shoot on the tower. it all led here. it was all for this.

[notaplaceofhonour]

I’m obsessed with the implication that this was a coming-of-age ritual where a boy becomes a man, like a bar mitzvah

[aesths-deactivated20220604]

[gayvampyr]

i think tumblr ads automatically opening a tab on your phone if you touch them while scrolling should be considered a form of malware

[paranoid-parakeet]

[teathattast]

[staticespace]

[ID: A chicken on a beach at sunrise/sunset. Black text around the chicken reads: if you are seeing this / the curse has been lifted / have a good day //End ID]

[mezool]

my understanding is that euphoria is evil riverdale. which is weird, because riverdale is already evil riverdale