get off my dick

i am miles 'regina' george and i'm on the telly box

[jfcnoellex]

Looks like you haven’t changed one bit.

[milesbye]

No, ma'am. Did you really expect me to? 

[julietpls-deactivated20140201]

No doubt Reese would let you cover his entire body if you asked. But Eddie.. I don’t know. I don’t think he’d trust you with sharp objects so close to his skin, but who knows.

[milesbye]

I'll tattoo 'I love Jules' onto his arm whilst he's sleeping. 

[jfcisabella]

Ain’t nothing you’ll ever see again, babe.

[milesbye]

I'll have you know that I haven't fucked anyone in about two weeks. I'm a good boy now. 

[julietpls-deactivated20140201]

You must have a lot of anger built up then.

[milesbye]

Do you reckon I could convince Reese or Eddie to let me give them a tattoo? 

[uhraegan-blog]

Being drunk is probably the reason why, Miles. Try not to hurt yourself.

[milesbye]

Honestly, I think um, I think I'm just going to draw on my arm for a while. They don't hurt on my arm. 

[jfcisabella]

Your only saying that so you can see my ass.

[milesbye]

Ain't nothing I haven't seen before, babe. 

[julietpls-deactivated20140201]

Drinking is bad for you.

[milesbye]

Not having sex is bad for you. It uh, it keeps your anger built up. Fun fact of the day. 

[jfcisabella]

Whatever. Its your body do what you want, I don’t care.

[milesbye]

Do you want a tattoo? I reckon I'd give you a mean goldfish on your butt.

[jfcisabella]

Oh my gosh, Miles. Don’t be giving yourself pointless tattoos now.

[milesbye]

I have over forty pointless tattoos. Another six or ninety won't hurt. 

[milesbye]

@runformiles: riddle of the day, am i hanging out w/ cops or male strippers??? 

[milesbye]

I just bought myself a tattoo gun. Don't know why. I'm a little drunk.

[lola-winters]

It’s possible to have more than one past life, but you couldn’t be Elvis. Because I like him.

[milesbye]

And you like me.

[fckraelynn-deactivated20130901]

So did you miss me?

[milesbye]

Do you really want me to answer that? 

[milesbye]

@shoecase: hannah montana marathon this is the life

@runformiles: @shoecase do u got the best of both worlds

[fckraelynn-deactivated20130901]

Sorry to disappoint.

[milesbye]

Eh, I kind of expected it.

[lola-winters]

Maybe you were. Y’know, past life and all.

[milesbye]

I think I was Elvis in my past life though.

[milesbye]

@runformiles: no flash photography plEASe