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@mileyfck
It was pretty bad but I assume it was entertaining. Oh my goodness.
It almost reminds me of that Bieber music video, "One Less Lonely Girl." But maybe in a less crazy kind of way? We all have our freak-outs, though.
Scott dies.
You're not getting any thin mints at my funeral, you fucker.
I watched, at your request, every single episode of every single season of Hannah fucking Montana on Netflix. Oh, and Hannah Montana Forever. I said “sweet niblets” for weeks. And you can’t be bothered to watch one episode of Teen Wolf?
You're my biggest fan, it's okay. I, uh, I have an explanation. I just don't think I can handle so much perfection at one time. I mean, god, Dylan and Holland are cuties. I can't forget Tyler... Hoechlin, either. If you spoil it for me, we can't be friends anymore.
Miley, what the fuck.
I'll get around to it eventually. Don't 'what the fuck' me -- makes me feel kind of guilty and all that. I don't like it.
So, this morning I woke up to a note that said “I took your kid.” Followed with instructions to watch RuPaul’s Drag Race’s Shade: The Rusical episode. Which then led to me driving all over Los Angels like a mad woman to just find Jonathan with Harmony at the stupid park. Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you my best friend’s thought of a joke. I will let you know right now, Jonathan Drew Groff is now unable to have children. Let’s just leave it at that.
That sounds terrible. I'd give so much to be that fly on the wall at that moment.
At one point I’ll be at home so much that I want to never be there. Then, that shit backfires and I’ll never be at home anymore. Now I just always want to be at home.
Go home, dude. What's stopping you?
I normally don’t do stupid stuff like this, but fuck you, I’m doing it anyway. One night a few of a few months back, I was talking to this pretty little lady. I have two kids, you see, so it was really hard for me to even think about dating. Oh, I also want to add that I literally had no chance with this girl, okay? None at all. But one night, I didn’t have my kids. I was lonely. And guess what? Silly old me, Misha, got invited to this insanely gorgeous women’s house. I went over there, we sat around, and we talked about how we thought the Earth was created and what we thought happened after we died and different nerdy things we like. I remember that night like a story a child hears before they sleep. It gives me that feeling of anything great can happen, even to those who don’t deserve those things. And that women, ladies and gentleman, is my girlfriend to this day. And I feel like I couldn’t love her more, but when I wake up to her every morning before I leave for work, I feel like the Earth was created around her, and I feel like we’ll never die, and I think about how she is the little nerdy thing I like. This is getting really lovey and emotional, but I guess the point of all of this is that if you think you’re undeserving or don’t have time for things or feel like you’ll never find love — just remember that I’m the biggest idiot in the world, and now I’m an even bigger idiot, but I’m in love with the most perfect person in the universe.
I'm gonna puke rainbows and butterflies.
I remember one time when Dylan and I still lived together, I woke up one morning and was wandering around the house because I couldn’t find him anywhere. And I was starting to get really freaked out, and then had to pee. Side note, me having to pee was in no way a side affect of freaking out. I just had to take a piss. So I went into the bathroom and I found him sleeping in the bathtub. To this day he has no recollection of this, and the scary part? He wasn’t even drinking the night before. Stiles moment? I think yes.
What exactly is your point? It's too bad I never started watching Teen Wolf, oops.
You wouldn’t kill me, right? ‘Cause you love me too much, I hope?
No, especially you.
I prefer COPS myself.
Good for you.
Are you saying you can tango, Cyrus? Let’s watch a ton of crime shows, and you can teach me how to tango afterwards.
Do I look like the kind of person that just knows how to tango? Crime shows and tango lessons for the both of us, yes. Watch out Dancing With The Stars.
I also watch NCIS, CSI, Cold Case, etc. Don’t fuck with me, either. Hi, although I’m kinda scared, now.
Yeah, that's right. You're my favorite, lets be real.
Your attitude makes you ten times hotter.
Hey, I like you again. Would ya look at that?