milk-cultist

22 | she/they | @infinitelactose (ao3 & twt) writer :) (i'm like if a paladin watched too many 80s films) please do not repost anything without credit, and do not use my work for AI training

[neilek]

Cooking some hansry

[riverroan]

"My Spider Senses are tingling!"

[j4ckr4bbits]

[milk-cultist]

said this on twitter which nobody saw but -

I am so curious how people will view sydcarmy ten-fifteen years from now. like. people who are currently kids, who will grow up and one day decide to click on this show bc ohhh this one, didn't it win all those awards?? and they'll be completely removed from the context so they don't know that people were ADAMANT syd and carmy were platonic. that storer himself thought everyone was mad for suggesting otherwise. they just won't know, and they'll watch the show, and what will they think?

because there's all these connections, all these moments, all this subtext. it's not even tin foil hat conspiracy shit, it's THERE. like LOOK!!! and will these people reach the end of the show, and go, man, I really thought they'd kiss.

and maybe some current viewers will rewatch in ten years time and go, oh my god. that's what everyone was seeing all those years ago? I fucking see it now. oh fuck.

idk. it's just so blatant when you actually watch the damn show. sydcarmy... you are romantic to me. perhaps one of the most complex romantic relationships I've ever seen, too. much love 🫶🏾

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

#This Is Crazy Btw

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

#The Most Beautiful Romantic Hug I’ve Seen In My Entire Life 

[epsee]

once upon a time in Bohemia

[ciricearts]

my bi queen for pride month<3

[batcii]

Some of my favourite (and most representative) panels I drew for 'The Dream Thieves' graphic novel adaptation I finished work on last year, and that comes out on August 9th (you can preorder it)! To be frank, the process of adapting this book was like pulling apart a beloved childhood toy and trying to put it back together with half the parts. I am proud of her, but boy did she back over my lifeless body more than once.

[milk-cultist]

sambucky cars au...

Bucky was good with cars. He was a fucking hotshot racer, okay, he was good with cars… but he was good at driving them, mostly. He knew a little, enough to keep the Challenger going, but he’d never had her in a downpour like this. 

“What do you want?!” he shouted desperately at the engine.

The Challenger did not respond.

“Fuck!”

The rain was still pounding in his ears, and so was his heartbeat, and everything was wet, yet somehow still warm, how was it so warm? Bucky could feel every droplet of water sliding down the back of his neck, and the Challenger was getting soaked, and now he’d popped the hood and the rain was falling in and he probably shouldn’t have done that but what the fuck else was he supposed to do? He was clearly stranded in the middle of nowhere with a shitheap of a car that wouldn’t work and he would never make it to Houston in time and then Stark would kick him off the team and he wouldn’t be allowed to race for the Infinity Cup and all his hopes and dreams were shattered and on the ground and being washed away with the rain--

“Hey, are you alright there?”

Bucky turned around. Somehow, there was a truck pulled up behind him. The lights were still on, silhouetting whomever his saviour was in a foggy glow, but he could see the shape of a man, holding up a hand as if peering at him through the rain.

“Yes! I mean, no. No! We broke down. I broke down,” said Bucky, gesturing towards the car.

The man walked closer. “Beautiful car. Dodge Challenger?”

“Yes,” Bucky said, bewildered. This was not a man. This was an angel. An angel sent from heaven to rescue him and the Challenger. God was on his side, after all.

And then the man stepped into the light of Bucky’s torch, and holy fucking shit. Jesus. Oh God.

Because he wasn’t an angel at all, he was very much a man, a human man, with dark skin and bright eyes and huge arms and a t-shirt that was in the process of getting so soaked that Bucky felt he ought to avert his eyes.

“Seems like it’s your lucky day, then,” the man said. “You want a ride?”

“A - a what?”

“She’s not gonna start. Too wet. Gotta check the parts. We might have to change them.”

“Too wet,” repeated Bucky.

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read the first chapter on ao3 now!!

[meruz]

i think i meant to post this during dc cherry blossom season proper but at this point im like a month late whoops

[destructionahead]

me to @milk-cultist 's sambucky time travel fic AWESOME SAUCE

[enthyrea]

more silly doodles of me trying to figure out grace’s face and some other shit

[enthyrea]

but do you forgive me?

print here

[meruz]

flower field

[tumblr]

tumblr tuesday: happy immortality day (:

what does a bunch of sentient space hardware have to do with lunchables and football? fair question.

today is april 7th, 2026. it is also the day that humans stop dying, being born, and aging in jon bois' 2017 web novel, what football will look like in the future. here's some lovely art to celebrate our new-won collective immortality in that alternate universe <3

(unreality! also spoilers! also some access considerations! in case you want to read 17776! also, keep an eye out this cool @17776-fanzine!)

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[meruz]

bits here and there from sambuckyweek on twit

[meruz]

for sambucky week day 3 time travel