Milk

19 Chef larper I post food I make and really whatever I want to

[milk-eats]

A space odyssey

[milk-eats]

This is what the hip youth refers to as “crack cocaine”

Pulled pork grilled cheese on pesto parmesan sourdough

[literary-sparks]

“Why don’t you use ai” idk man beyond the obvious environmental and “this machine causes psychosis and encourages people to kill themselves” thing I think asking the equivalent of a solid D student who is also a pathological liar if they can answer my question/do the work for me seems pretty fucking stupid

[milk-eats]

Grass is always greener on the other side of the fence.

Guess who owns that property

Hot honey pork nachos

[milk-eats]

This is the greatest sandwich I’ve ever made. My Sistine Chapel ceiling. My Lateralus. My magnum opus.

Pulled chicken topped with two fried eggs, white onion, and lettuce.

The best things in life come in the most unenthusiastic of packages, like this sandwich.

[feldfrog]

Angel on my left shoulder telling me to do good. Devil on my right shoulder telling me to do bad. Rat on my head teaching me how to cook

[penandinkprincess]

3 pm: god, I'm EXHAUSTED. going to bed early for SURE.

midnight: I Have Literally Never Been More Awake And Alert

[milk-eats]

my heart beats irregularly and my liver is shutting down but at least i have *checks notes* uhhhh yeah

cinnamon streusel coffee cake🤤

[bewbin]

dude honestly shout out to my guards i told them to seize this guy and before i could even finish my sentence they soze him. My goats

[junglejim4322]

Just remember life can always get worse

[cleaningouttherooms]

sex is some naked bullshit and food is some crap they found on the ground but online poker is forever

[milk-eats]

They asked me if I knew the muffin man,

I told them “hurrgggghhhnnnnn”

choglut chip mufhin

[subnautiscribblz]

alterraGPT generate me a code for the auroras captians quarters

[nic0las-uncaged]

being too high is not a reasonable excuse anymore you either need to figure out how to do it high or not be high okay like grow up you're making the rest of us look bad okay

[milk-eats]

always a goal in mind but never the will to grab it

wild venison steak and foraged golden oyster mushroom

[oneheadtoanother]

[milk-eats]

fresh from my wallet caseys the gas station that you are🥹