milks hell realm

i beat the FUCK out of my dick so goddamn hard that i cannot feel my left leg - my left leg has went totally numb. AND my dick has ALSO went numb to the point where it feels fuckin weird when I go and take a piss

[feluka]

edited this in response to a stupid thing my mom sent me

[toesucker]

ok, let me explain

I’ve never really done anything like this before. I just wanted to make a comic based on the greatest post on this website and I wanted it to become more and more detailed as it went along. It took me a little over a year to finish and it was all made without using a tablet.

Please click on the individual images to get the full experience. Thank you.

Original post by@thej0ry

[plaguedocboi]

“We’re born alone and we die alone” you were born alone? Your mom wasn’t there?

[shaunofthedead-deactivated20231]

whoa

[jampharos]

happy tenth birthday to the best youtube comment of all time

[powerburial]

this is the type of things guys talked about in the tavern in the 1200s

[byjove]

[happyfridayda]

[rslashrats]

epic chicken prank

[iamoutofideas]

just heard the austin powers theme playing faintly somewhere in the house, I’m the only one here

[iamoutofideas]

[memewhore]

[illlya-deactivated20221019]

[cultofplush]

@normal-horoscopes

[normal-horoscopes]

WHAT??? BAYONETTA USES REAL ENOCHIAN??

Sonofabitch.

For those that don't know, Enochian isn't just a cipher. It's an entire constructed language with syntax and grammar. Directly translating enochian can be difficult even with modern resources, and writing original sentences takes a significant amount of work. Someone on the Bayonetta staff almost definitely had to learn to read and write Enochian to make this and the implications of that are FASCINATING.

[7484853929297438282993949292-de]

if you have trypophobia stay inside tonight because me and my girls are hitting the streets and we got

got holes in our bodys like a cheese

[frottinq]

social anxiety will really have you doin dumbass things like looking at something like free donuts at work and thinking "they probably don't include me in the group of people who are allowed to take from this"

[milkandcooki]

lmao im stalking ur blog im sorry.... ur rly cool and also u like run the jewels <3

thank u

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

[inkyxward]

Guy who made death stranding: Getting some real "Death Stranding" vibes from this situation