proud dragon kisser

Im Some Kinda Slime Dwagon Nova/Lila | | 28 | | my pronouns are it/she/they and i have an awesome tail

[fritolaycorporation]

her name is pinky pony and she loves to go on a party. so get that through your thick fucking skull

[lesbx]

my maids dont do shit around here. they just smoke and play video games and jerk off right in front of me and ill be like can we pretend to dust things at least and they hold me down and put their cigarettes out on me. and i still pay them and everything

[tomohirosibuyahappyanimals]

Train Driving Game

Original Game : 電車でGO! 2 / Densya De GO! 2 / Let's Go By Train! 2

[fallingtowers]

"grackle" really is a perfect name for a bird. knocked it out of the park w/ that one

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

Damn. That really is a grackle.

[machinot]

*guy looking down at you after beating the shit out of you* hey i really wanna commend you for being the bigger person here and not stooping to my level. You’re such a better person than me

[justnoodlefishthings]

licks you licks you licks you licks you licks you licks you licks you licks you licks you licks you licks you licks you

[memorycycle]

first thing id do as a skeleton is drink red wine from a goblet and have it spill out everywhere . second thing id do is play my ribs like a xylophone

[anonbeadraws]

today's warm up: Herding dragons: Speedier than dogs, and smarter, but just as prone to sleeping on their hoard as any other dragon.

[little-whelp]

wyrmling is a very cute name for a newly-turned dragon and soon there will be a lot of them

[badassdemonsword]

[juniepops]

Can I still be a good maid if I never ever trip and fall and even if I did my skirts and petticoats are too voluminous for you to ever get a look at my panties or am I not going to make it

[jame7t]

Welllll you will be ground into Maid Material

[helllnotes]

Ask me to walk on fucking water Malborn

[contextfreepatentart]

[sr-roto]

[enameledcoppergirl]

You cannot wiggle your way out of this one, girl-creature

[nikoco11]

vy tail explorations … it’s comforting to hold, especially when she misses family

[semolinaart]

trip to the last stop