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Hi I'm Jasper, welcome to my mostly dead blog

[longseasons]

[babybear]

newborn babies when theyre hungry and their mom isnt in the room and they think she stopped existing bc no object permanence

[8d2t]

apprentice uniform for brushbuddy too so they dont feel left out

[questfortori]

Nintendo Power issue 113 (October 1998)

[questfortori]

To everyone saying it’s not real:

[roscolux]

need to beam this tweet directly into everyone's minds right now

[hotvampireadjacent]

[iahfy]

[ministarfruit]

my friend's playthrough reminded me of this iconic phoenix line

[flightlessbirds-birdlessflight]

I had just finished making this dress in Tomodachi Life when I saw this, it must have been fate!

[hejibits]

mine

[8d2t]

apprentice uniform for brushbuddy too so they dont feel left out

[picatchu]

outfit for when you have an unimaginable amount of misunderstandings every day

[joylessmarxist]

[segamascott]

[mochlus]

Disney is doing crazy things in the japanese mobile game sphere rn

[mochlus]

you may be familiar with disney twisted wonderland, the gacha game in which various disney villains are used as direct inspiration for handsome anime boys. well that game was so successful that disney is trying to do it again but this time they're just animeboyifying whatever

here's mickey, goofy, donald, and chip & dale. yeah they turned mickey & friends into anime boys. they're an idol unit or something. they're technically not anime boy versions of the source characters, they have different names. mickey's guy is "Neo Michel". not michael, michel, like he's french. chip & dale are "Ruska Moncrief" and "Ranka Monk", they have different last names, they're not brothers anymore so that they can be yaoibait instead, anyways this post isn't actually about these guys I'm just setting the stage for the actual humanizations I wanted to show you

They also did monsters inc. And. Well it's obvious from the designs who mike and sully are. but you will also notice. the blonde one on the left. with glasses. monsters inc is kind of famously about just the two guys so they didn't really have a lot of other non-villain characters to take anime boys inspiration from, I guess, so, well,

Yeah it's her. they made an anime boy version of the mean receptionist slug. her name is roz btw, as all of boygachagame twitter has become extremely aware of in the past 3 days as we speculated prior to the release of the full image who tf the third guy was. the anime boy's name is "noah slugger". at this point no parody of the types of things gacha games will make gijinkas of will ever be able to live up to what disney is officially spending their own real money on designing

[cheaphalloweencostume]

the weapons of mass destruction were actually great but do my kids really need to know about boobies

[froggoblinking]

[charl0ttan]

horses cant scratch themselves but humans cant go fast. we support this legandary partnership

[druggonaut]

Wrong! Humans irrelevant and obsolete now

[charl0ttan]

agnostic horse: we just dont know where scratch posts come from

[berdymane]

[uncleasad]

[Image ID: Post from hank hill @freshgarlicknots.bsky.social at 11:45 AM Jun 3, 2026:

"fiction normalizes—" idk abt any of that but I think social media has normalized absolutely batshit behavior and social conventions that are inconceivable to anyone that is actually well-balanced and thriving in the real world and that's a bigger problem than fiction will ever be

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