[milkbog]

bea (like "bee" 🐝) | 27 | any/all pronouns | pacific northwest

former wholockian (circa 2011) 🫡 & now i just reblog shitposts

the only tags i use consistently are for my OCs

my artsy sideblog is @shakespiers if ya care

xoxo

[isawken]

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

[bluelois]

Blue Lois

[isawken]

can i help you

[redmarge]

Red Marge

[isawken]

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack

[catchymemes]

[molabuddy]

3 hours of sleep = i hate people who laugh

0 ours of sleep = waouw 🌼🌼🌼🌼🐎

[eebie]

i want a perfect buddy i want a perfect bro

[kaijuerotica]

save me, rice mixed with some bullshit

[stamenpistil]

[aropride]

if your animal is lying on the floor, furniture etc, it’s important to take a picture of them. then, if they move or shift in any way, it’s important to take another picture. with this technique, you can take many pictures of your animal

[amazoogle]

i set my name to Paul Enis in the app because then the stickers they put on my grocery deliveries would say P. ENIS. it was like this for months, but now all the sudden they say PAUL E. instead

i can't have that. i won't let that happen. what they could have never predicted is that a beautiful woman named Peni Sausage is about to log on

[bunnygirlpaws]

she transitioned

[czesca]

can't believe we've all been here since we were 14 and now we're all 20000 years old

[goldensunset]

when the characters never really make peace with it

[vajracchedika]

[thisshitaintnothintomeman]

im moving arbitrarily. im just doing shit

[amnesiaguy]

all my haters become tomaters in my lovely summer garden

[eebie]

[butchfaith]

how it feels to become an active participant in your own life

[taiwanesekid05]

[synfullewrecche]

logging onto woundblr and seeing all the pain on my gashboard