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𝙞𝙛 𝙞 𝙬𝙖𝙨 𝙜𝙤𝙣𝙚 , 𝙬𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙙 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙣𝙤𝙩𝙞𝙘𝙚 ?

[owlet]

holy shit

[owlet]

transcription: “dude if he fucks up mac and che- … GARFIELD? GARFIELD!? NO! WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU? BEEL GATES? NO, wuh-WAIT, THAT’S MY GAMECUBE YOU BITCH!!!! huoAHWHO THE FUCK ARE YOU!? hWAIT NO GARFIELD IS ON FIRE… DIO! NO! WH

[blluish]

we must remember that

[iamoutofideas]

sorry mate I can’t talk right now I’m being chased by a lit trail of gunpowder

[mockiato-deactivated20200315]

Hey what’s that pouring out of your pocket?

[iamoutofideas]

oh god

[yarter-deactivated20170523]

[milkluvs]

🥺

[milkluvs]

rewuv‌:

                      kisses    his    cheek       ,       as    a    bro      .                          @milkluvs​

[bodyglitter]

this is really what goes on in my brain at any given time

[thebootydiaries]

Date: hey let’s slow dance

Me: does the Macarena at ¼ speed

[valtsv]

if you try to take a photo of me ill break your camera

[valtsv]

not on purpose or anything i just have that effect

[labors]

“are you okay?” well, no, but like where is the conversation going to go if i say that

[eugenieroe]

can we all agree that pressing foreheads together is an underrated act of affection??

[milkluvs]

you wish you could just give up already.

[graveltexture]

i.. i dint mean to use meat

[buttflick]

echoing from deep within the mines: *slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap sla

[corporationkills]

ain’t nothing wrong with a little :3 sometimes

[milkluvs]

you so fluently fluctuate between your masks. that you’re forgetting whose the real you. who are you ? you don’t know. you don’t know who you are. where did you go ? when did you lose yourself ? when did you become an empty shell of a human being ?

[hochstelust]

Summer body wishlist: - six wings - a million eyes - constantly on fire - ability to scream forever

[blvckflamingo]

reblog if it's okay to IM you

[lesbiangunshow]

its okay to Immediately Murder me even if we aren’t mutuals