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"Why don't you just..."

Any completion of this sentence will likely result in a punch to the face. From me to you. xoxo

Behold, Jabba as the cast of Bob’s Burgers. The resemblance is uncanny of course. What can I say, the cat can act!

I'm unfamiliar with this custom.

Is it common for the hotel front desk person to call you in your room 2 minutes after you check in to ensure your accommodations are satisfactory?

#oooh Larry has a crush #free upgrades

Me seeing stuff about the World Cup today.

#brazil #terry gilliam #world cup

The most American proposal. #joeychestnut

#joeychestnut

#sundaynightblues #sadcryingolympicsbear #mishathebear

sorryiminloveagain

Beauty privilege is very real. None of us are imagining it, and if we aren’t born genetic lottery winners, our only option is to compensate with style, grace, and charm. Of course, none of that shit comes cheap. That’s kind of the whole point. It’s all meant to be aspirational and exclusionary. We’re supposed to feel depressed by our skin, agitated by our bodies, and anxious about our invisibility. That’s the insidious subtlety of social control. The worst part is that we know in our rational minds that it’s all bullshit, and yet we’re still plagued with self-loathing when we can’t live up to unattainable beauty standards. No matter how much self-acceptance we achieve, we can still look in the mirror and instantly catalog all the things about ourselves that we don’t think measure up. It’s maddening. It makes us feel like hypocrites even though it’s not our hypocrisy.

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