mitch

costanzagirl extraordinaire 22 || she/he

[milksteakcel]

pinned

I’m Mitch, 22, she/he, queer

i love lord of the rings / the hobbit, mha, mp100, tma, death note, South Park, bobs burgers, Star Wars, saiki k, ace attorney, Zelda, sonic, iasip, Seinfeld (and most sitcoms in general)

my ao3:

https://archiveofourown.org/users/jabronibae

[stiinken]

notning makes sense

[faunshiii]

i forgot i had tumblr hey wassup

[ooowyn]

I really loved reading about this behind the scenes that got cut :(

[jetsjunkdrawer]

when i say i also want to see gay people in media that i dislike and think are shitty but still want to watch somehow anyway what i mean is george costanza in seinfield in the 90s. this man has had a gay panic after getting a hardon during a massage given to him by a man, he has literally had crushes on guys (i don't know how else to describe some of these episodes but him having total crushes on men), has asked jerry to walk him step by step through a sexual act and took notes on it, his parents were confused/in disbelief when he said he was marrying a woman, he has pretended to be gay with jerry on at least one occasion while travelling, on another he and jerry were talking in such a way that a news reporter thought they were a longterm gay couple and after jerry convinced her that he wasn't gay he was then sidelined by george claiming they were gay (in order to get out of a relationship he didn't want to be in allegedly) and said reporter said 'I KNEW IT', george has learned about superman to a high degree even though that is jerry's thing, and in the episodes i've watched in the last two days george and jerry decide that they should grow up and find women to settle down with but jerry goes back on that immediately while george proposes to an ex-girlfriend (one that jerry approves of, he makes sure of that)... when george finds out that jerry has backed out of what he thought was a deal they'd made he also wants to drop his now fiancee but feels stuck (even when jerry points out... hey, you love her right? so what's the issue if i'm not also in a longterm thing, you do you). what happens next is george proceeds to run every little thing about his relationship (and desire to break up or push back the wedding) with jerry and also compares his conversations and versions of intimacy with his fiancee to his interactions with jerry.

????

also these are just the ones that i can remember off the top of my head.

george costanza is a comphet gay boy and also a horrible person and that's great. give me like 10 more of these little bitches.

[ibupro-atyappin]

Malnourished vs 10 years married to Bilbo 🙂‍↕️

@aliensunscreen this is for you twin

[shurikthereject]

Something something post BOTFA Thorin being fat and happy with Bilbo

[cuprumbao]

resting

[lukavyi]

Study

[surinnit]

Yes clark maybe you were the problem

[aaaaaauuuhhhhhhh]

SCALPED WOMAN I LOVE YOU SO DEARLY!!

[liketheletter-l]

i've collected 8 goslings and this is my conclusion so far

[enthyrea]

you’re counting all your sheep in disguise

[mmiyasha]

looking at the stars together⭐️

[scarlct-vvitch]

i honestly dont get why people stopped reblogging things they like on here bc like what are you afraid of??? people thinking youre cringey?? guess what bitch! youre on tumblr! it's all cringey! reblog everything you like and do it shamelessly no one fuckin cares

[wizardposting666]

[vibinwitch]

Bc I know some of y'all are about to have a fit in the notes

[angstflavoured]

all my homies love pirate clark

[neurophilee]

[milksteakcel]

multiple people have prob pointed this out but often I think about elijah wood’s laugh and I definitely think Frodo would’ve laughed like that too, a strange and uproarious laugh that made everyone stop in their tracks and have no choice but to at LEAST crack a smile

and the people closest to him have to hear that laugh fade until they can never hear it again