[hypedogs]

[godwantsit]

[dulect]

“Have you had previous retail experience?”

[mothurs]

[milky-coww]

me whenever I make self deprecating jokes to my boss

[wattpadfic-deactivated20170213]

me: goodnight moon :)

moon: should’ve been saying goodnight 5 hours ago its 4am asshole get your life together

[sagethesailor]

[cringe-for-days]

[72699]

3 words every girl wants to hear

club penguin membership

[cakejam]

“just one more video then i’ll go to sleep”

[thebootydiaries]

Police: *banging on door* police!! Open up!

Dunkin' Donuts Manager: I'm sorry sir we don't open until 5

[ofp]

[lymphonodge2]

lets get some denim on this young man

[toastbutteregg]

[panerasexual-deactivated2017100]

walk a mile in these light up sketchers 

[dramaranii]

why is yikes plural. why so many yike

[lambhoof-deactivated20150613]

hat boy

[thebootydiaries]

me: no but are you sure you love me, like really sure, i don't want to pressure you

husband: we have been married for 23 years

[figdays]

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