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A beautiful compilation of the funnies / @nintendomilk is my main

[slimereveler]

world's smallest chihuahua found alive and well resting in a warm corn tortilla

[b00bologist-deactivated20260104]

[girlnephew]

[thundercaya]

[sic-s3mper-tyrannis]

[geminiagentgreen]

[dragonprincessmew]

[modogoblin]

[laloroy]

[breakingbadheratigeposts]

breaking bad heritage post

[dots-and-loops]

[cannibalchicken]

[serethespider]

the tension between the genuine cleverness of the joke and the incompetence implied by putting it on two-sentence horror is what makes this for me

[spongeballs-deactivated20241007]

[thatsbelievable]

[aeonlamb]

[wavetapper]

[crisisbarn]

[just-mushroom-thoughts]

Ok , I'm considering joining the skeleton war 2022 but, I am undecided on sides, so wizards, skeletons, convince me

[chipper-skeleton]

WE ARE UNION BASED AND WE PROVIDE FULLY PAID MEDICAL AND DENTAL INSURANCE

[just-mushroom-thoughts]

I'm literally a mushroom I don't have teeth

[chipper-skeleton]

DO YOU WANT SOME

THIS IS NOT SARCASM I AM GENUINELY OFFERING A CHANCE FOR YOU TO OBTAIN TEETH

[just-mushroom-thoughts]

I except teeth

[chipper-skeleton]

[original-begay-docrime]

God i love tumblr

[americandreambarbie]

ok but no like this is the best one

[gothstrology]

Similar to my cat, Roger

[xekstrin]

dan roger your kitties

[spockvarietyhour]

[ampervadasz]

[tenobelisk]

“..brother I just shit AND pissed myself.”

[biiigwinged]

Don’t ignore the perfectly synchronized “something’s on fire!”

[escuerzoresucitado]

[snickernut]

These are some good facts!