i am not a robot

grey /// they /// lesbian

[moochiemin]

Ko,,pretty,,,

[writtenrain]

Shit I’ve Heard High Schoolers Say

Why stop at capitalism? Destroy everything.

Guys it’s been three weeks since I’ve eaten a vegetable

At least we have memes to dull the pain of existence

An AP student: Oh my god I thought seven was less than six 

(while filling the cap of their water bottle with water) SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS 

friend one: If all your friends jumped off a bridge wou- friend two: probably

I’M GONNA GO HOME AND DRINK A WHOLE GLASS OF WEED

If cows ruled the world would they drink human milk?

student: my calculator is broken teacher: your calculator isn’t broken, you’re broken

no actually I think you have to be of age to be considered a cougar

(during math class on the second floor) student 1: so like how far do you think the distance is from that window to the ground?   student 2: enough

teacher: has anyone ever been to New Orleans? Student: does Popeyes count?

my word count on this paper isn’t very high but I certainly am

we’re in adult limbo. I’m not a teen and I’m not an adult. I’M SUFFERING, THAT’S WHAT I AM!

Look at my… (swings leg up to show shorts) not pants

[little-friendly-snails-deactiva]

My shrimp is so weird like when I touch it, it changes colors and kinda spasms sometimes idk

like it was kinda pinkish and then it turned red and now its yellow

and it has a stripe that wasn’t there before

its weird

[little-friendly-snails-deactiva]

clarification

MY PET SHRIMP

[little-friendly-snails-deactiva]

further clarafication

SHRIMP

IN

A

FISH TANK

[little-friendly-snails-deactiva]

[calleo]

This is worth the read.

[toxzen]

please just watch this

[gamegeneral-deactivated20150114]

“It’s one second.” I said “It can’t possible be that great.” I was wrong.

[chaifootsteps]

NYEM

[lesbiflag]

clown lesbean please?

not sure about how this one turned out, sorry!

[flxrscnt]

i can be your angle or yuor devil

[pyayaya]

Lev Live: Nekoma Idol Festival

[transdemyx]

is it really that much of a surprise santas reindeer are girls? they have the most lesbian names ive ever heard

[transdemyx]

“donner” “blitzen” “cupid” “comet” these are lesbians

[xx-starlightspeedway-xx]

Santa driving the sleigh: LETS GO LESBIANS

[audidraws]

I AM SO LATE BUT HERE YOU GO.

JuminZen Week Day 1: Secrets/Mutual Pining

It’s secrets because they’re planning to surprise each other, get it?

[omalleyred-deactivated20171006]

I know who we all REALLY want to see in Disney’s live action reboots.

[wymanthewalrus]

Did I ever tell you guys how I actually semi-officially changed the canon of this movie

[kaptainkulak-deactivated2018032]

Oh?

[wymanthewalrus]

Yeah I got one of the lead writers to make something canon with help from my roommate and his dad.

[transhumanist-viking-deactivate]

give us the deets

[wymanthewalrus]

Ok so this all started with a fan theory I read on Reddit. Basically the theory was that since the only animals in the movie that are shown to be capable of speech used to be human, then any animal that can talk was at one point a human.

On Kuzco’s first night alone in the jungle, he sees a fly in a spiderweb. The fly screams “HELP ME” then gets eaten.

The theory was that that fly used to be human.

So my roommate really liked that theory and said “hey my dad is actually friends with the guy who wrote Emperor’s New Groove, he can ask him to confirm that theory for us.” (I’m not naming names here I don’t wanna get sued)

So a couple days later we get screenshots of my roommate’s dad’s email asking about the theory and the lead writer’s response:

“The fly is… Kuzco’s late father.”

My roommate’s dad: “is that canon?”

Writer: “It is now.”

So Kuzco’s dad was turned into an animal by Yzma, we assume, as part of her ploy to take the throne. It makes SENSE.

And that’s how I helped change the canon of a major Disney movie.

[aquatika-deactivated20180323]

buff son

[sushisalmon95]

Otayuri Wedding is so pure TvT

[katsu-nikii]

get yourself an Otabek👌

[languageoclock]

[394627486283962718494]

I’m SCREAMING this girl just asked if I’m doing anything this weekend bc we could hang out and this dude was like “I’M NOT DOING ANYTHING” and she said “sorry I have a family thing all weekend I can’t get out of :/” and turned back to me and proceeded to make plans with me in front of him this is the “*visibly texting* I don’t have a phone” meme on crack

[zephyrine-gale]

i saw a guy in black skinny jeans and a mesh crop top and thought of u

nice

[dorkiplitus]

“I love you,” Sangwoo said, and Bum smiled as he glances down aside of him to the ground. Sangwoo noticed as he snatched Bum’s face as he said with a big smile, “Listen up, you’re stuck with me. For good.” He chuckled as took a puff of his cigarette and blew it in Bum’s face

Finished! I actually really enjoyed how this turned out! Enjoy! :3 Art by me, characters by Koogi. (May repost but, MUST GIVE CREDIT by tagging me, thank you!)