Millie Mark

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[milliemark]

Renamed Musicals

• Les Miserables: Breadsticks Meme Gone Wrong ft. The Only Cop in France.

• Miss Saigon: Americans Fuck Shit Up, the musical!

• Legally Blonde: This is Harvard, not a Stripper Bar.

• Wicked: Misunderstood Green Girl and Sparkly Witch Hide Lesbian Feelings

• Little Women: That Story Where All the Girls Fall in Love

• Book of Mormon: Spooky Mormon Hell and Crude Gay Humor Clash w/ Sparkly Tuxedoes.

• Shrek: Don’t Judge a Book By It’s Cover; Another Show About Diversity.

• The Last Five Years: How Not to Adult: A Manual

• Joseph and the blah, blah, blah: Fifty Shades of Bible Humor

• Suessical: Always Trust that Weird Voice you Hear PS Elephants Can’t Fly

• Songs for a New World: I’m Sure There’s a Story Here Somewhere…

• Thirteen: Puberty Sucks Plus Jewish Jokes and Weird Sexual Tension

• Matilda: We’ll Fight Like Twenty Armies and We Won’t Give up ft. Miss Honey’s Self Esteem Issues.

• Spring Awakening: Why Sex Ed Matters, the musical!

• Next to Normal: The Story of a Sexy Ghost

• Avenue Q: Horney Puppets Use the Internet for Porn and Then Build a School For Monsters.

• Children of Eden: Bible fanfiction.

• The Drowsy Chaperone: Hallucinations of a Man in a Chair

• Violet: Sutton Foster and a Sob Story ft. Indecipherable Accents

• Anything Goes: Into the Woods, Except on a Ship

• How to Succeed: A Dummies Guide to Making an Ass Out of

Yourself

• Once on this Island: Why Gods Should Not Interfere With Humans

• Into the Woods: Fairytale AU on Crack

• Fun Home; Gay Tears, the musical!

• In the Heights: Everybody has Issues in the Barrio.

• Chess: East West Relations Under Different Masks and Various Plots

• RENT: Diversity, Death, and Drugs.

• Annie: My Life Sucks: By Me.

• Sweeny Todd: Revenge Means Killing Everybody

• Young Frankenstein: It Runs in the Family.

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I have an idealized version of myself in my mind and she’s really pissed off at my life choices

[weloveshortvideos]

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oh my God

[talkgentlytome]

Whoever came up with this idea is a genius and has my eternal love.

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

The best parts of Grease (1978)

The fact that every single actor is clearly 20 years older than their character

The opening is animated for almost no reason

The one boy sitting in the girls’ section during “Summer Nights” just… daydreaming… staring off into space. I don’t think he even knows there’s a musical number going on

Patty calls herself a clod

If you pause the end of “Summer Nights” in the right place Sandy’s face is right in the middle of a pole

Sandy pukes when she sees blood??? what does she do during her period??

Danny’s face creepily showing up in the pool during “Hopelessly Devoted to You”

The people who work in the car shop just kinda staring awkwardly at the Greasers during “Greased Lightning” like they have no idea wtf they’re doing

The entirety of “Beauty School Dropout”

One of the boys spikes the punch and when questioned says he was washing his hands in it

THE FRIGGIN FBI WAS CALLED IN TO FIND OUT WHO WAS MOONING THE CAMERA LIKE HOW MUCH FREETIME DID THEY THINK THE FBI HAD IN THE 50s?

Rizzo trusts Marty to keep a secret like you’ve known this woman since Kindergarten did you seriously think she’d keep her mouth shut

siN WAGON

Danny sings about how Sandy rejected him as if she didn’t have valid reason

The car race that comes almost out of nowhere but at least it’s better than the musical which had literally no payoff for Greased Lightning at all

Sandy decides to become a Greaser kinda just because

Rizzo and Kenickie screwed around at the beginning of the school year but she didn’t realize she wasn’t pregnant until the last day like did she just assume baby bumps weren’t a thing?? Did she think gestation was nine years instead of nine months???? How the hell did this timeline work?? Did they have any sex ed in the 50s?

i got chILLS

THEY’RE MULTIPLYING

AND I’M LOOOOOOOSING CONTROL

They only start to wonder wtf they’re doing after graduation at the fair celebrating graduation

If you listen at the end of “We Go Together” you can hear the Chipmunks singing

THE FUCKING FLYING CAR WAS THAT EVER EXPLAINED

The fact that High School Musical was originally going to be a second-generation sequel to this

[wexler]

jfc what an amazing photo

[drunksuburbancollegegirl-blog]

Men describing women’s appearances and bodies in literature is universally traumatic

[annielovespitbulls]

[joshpeck]

“i made these”

[iriswestsallen]

Women’s March around the world [January 21, 2017] 

[365revolution]

[just-shower-thoughts]

My goals in life have very good goalies

[isabelrse]

[tom-nippleston]

The people in the apartment below me are playing “Never Have I Ever” and I’m smoking on my porch creeping on their game

[tom-nippleston]

Guy 1: Never have I ever INTIONALLY walked in on my parents having sex Gal 1: fuck you brandon! It wasn’t intentional! I didn’t know what they were doing!!! Brandon (Guy 1): Shut up Katy no one is THAT oblivious take your drink

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Katy: Never have I ever LOST a wet tshirt contest

(Good job Katy. You do you. Proud of you boo)

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Gal 2: Never have I ever pierced my genitals Brandon: IT WAS IN FOR LIKE A MONTH! Katy: Whatever bitch, take a drink you Prince Albert having douche Brandon: I’m being singled out I hate you all

[tom-nippleston]

Guy 2: Never have I ever had a threescore [Pause] Guy 2: WHAT THE FUCK KATY?!?!?!?! Katy: Shut up Andrew it’s before we even knew each other this was years ago!!! [Pause] Andrew: And you won’t even watch porn with me…

(the family is disintegrating)

[tom-nippleston]

Brandon: Never have I ever been in such a confrontational game of Never Have I Ever….

[People saying ‘cheers’]

(stop fighting guys you’re tearing this family apart…..)

[tom-nippleston]

Andrew: Never have I ever had sex WITH a piece of food. [Pause] Andrew: Dude Brandon: Dude Katy: Dude omg Gal 2: what? Omg EVERY girl has practiced giving head with a banana! Katy: Um no Ester. SOME of us just practice on dicks. Ester: what the fuck though. Whatever.

(Don’t let them kink shame you Ester I still love you)

[tom-nippleston]

#TeamEster #BananaSplits

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Andrew is testing a banana. Go for it andrew. Explore your wild side #TeamEster #TeamKink

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Brandon: Never have I ever been called a fuckboy Katy and Andrew: TO YOUR FACE Brandon: Go fuck a banana Andrew

#TeamBananaFucking

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Ester: Never have I ever had a crush on a family member Brandon: [random fumbling noises] Katy: brandon omg ew Andrew: yeah man come the fuck on wtf man its 2016 Brandon: SHE WAS MY COUSIN AND I WAS 13 IT’S NOT LIKE SHE WAS MY SISTER AND IT WAS JUST A CRUSH NOTHING HAPPENED Ester: methinks thou dost protest too fucking much Brandon: NEVER TELLING YOU SHIT AGAIN Andrew: Chug your drink, Sir IncestsALot Brandon: Chug a fucking banana Andrew

#TeamBananaFucking #TeamWhatTheFuckBrandon

[tom-nippleston]

Katy and Andrew have gone home in an Uber to apparently sex it up. Alway use a designated driver, kids. And always put protection on your Banana.

#BananaCreamPie #GamesOverKids #TeamEster

[hotmenandotherdistractions]

This is spectacular.

[gentlesharks]

Due to powerful tides, this teeming reef has become a series of shallow tide pools. An Epaulette shark is caught on the reef in the deadly Australian sun. Not to fear, this little shark has evolved ways to survive out of water. By shutting down its organs one by one, it can cope without oxygen sixty times longer than a human. And, if necessary, it can switch to survival tactic number two; it can use its fins as a pair of rudimentary legs to make its way back to the nearest tide pool, and the cool ocean water. This is the only shark that can walk its way out of trouble.

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I’m upset because I want to change the world but the world is too big and people are too mean

[micdotcom]

Love these. NativeVML teamed with People Against Suffering Oppression and Poverty to create the images — and are hoping to inspire a response all around the world.

[livelovegrowmatter-deactivated2]

Looking at the replies to this post is a pretty accurate representation of how people still equate being Muslim to being from a certain country.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Sometimes when I eat broccoli I think, this must be what it’s like for giants when they eat trees, but then I realize giants don’t eat trees, and then I remember there’s no giants, and then I remember broccoli is gross and I get even more sad.