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i’m going to bed come talk to me abt shit tho
yet another ic cah game w the password “ hurricane ” while i do homework. please like/reblog if joining, and join with your url! thanks!
another ic cah while i do my french so i have something to do instead of mere suffering; pass is “ hurricane ” again, please like/reblog, and join with your url !!!
another ic cah while i do my french so i have something to do instead of mere suffering; pass is “ hurricane ” again, please like/reblog, and join with your url !!!
when ur muse tries to justify the fact that he cheated on his wife
ic cah here; pass is “ hurricane ”. please join with url, and like/reblog this post if joining! duplicates 100% welcome. c:
actually i lied i'm gonna go take a shower first then do cah so. give that another few minutes
i’m gonna finish my chem hw and then probably make a cah game so. keep an eye out for that. 15ish minutes probably?
drunk history :: hamilton special [ sentence meme ]
“ do you wanna get drunk ? ” “ and we’re gonna— fuck, hold up. ” “ the scene is sufficient enough to strike astonishment into angels. ” “ here come’s sick-ass _____ on a flaming ship, your ass will never be the same. ” “ fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you’re cool— ______, nice to meet you. ” “ nah, nah, nah— i’m good, i wanna fight. ” “ oh shit, i’m drunk. ” “ we know what you did, i know what you did. ” “ no, no, no— i was just fucking this lady and her husband was hitting me up for money. ” “ motherfucker ! i told, like, three people about this. and you were the one taking notes ! ” “ maybe, like, the marital infidelity trumps that ?? like ?? ” “ _______ told me to tell you that if you’re challenging them to a duel, they accept. but like, if you weren’t, they weren’t challenging you. ” “ sorry, forgot to put my phone on vibrate. ” “ you’re my best friend. i love you. ” “ i don’t trust you as far as I can throw you, and i can’t throw things very far. ” “ it’s a metaphor for everything. ” “ i know who i want to take me home. ” “ we’re gonna duel it out. ” “ you forfeit your right to talk to them when you shot them. ”
obscenely domestic starter sentences
❝ Stop man-handling the ice cream! ❞ ❝ Change the channel and I’ll kill you. ❞ ❝ You actual shit, you started without me!? ❞ ❝ Since I’m up, by default I will get your _____. ❞ ❝ Did you just throw a sock ball at me!? ❞ ❝ How about this, how about you fight the rest of the cereal by yourself and I’ll courageously make pancakes for those of us who want a little warmth in our mornings. ❞ ❝ Whiskey is a breakfast staple, anyone who says otherwise is fucking lying. ❞ ❝ My underwear are now bright pink because of you, thank you very much. ❞ ❝ Can you stop kicking me? ❞ ❝ I don’t go shopping I get and retrieve. I have a narrow focus, unlike some people. ❞ ❝ Did you walk the dog? ❞ ❝ You, me, PJ’s, pizza, bed. The PJ’s are optional. ❞ ❝ Only you could make the idea of beating up already dead meat sound attractive. ❞ ❝ I can feel you staring at me, why don’t you just come in? ❞ ❝ Good news; we have internet again! ❞ ❝ I don’t want to file taxes, why don’t you be the adult? ❞ ❝ You snuggling me over an open flame is an invitation for my nipples to disappear. ❞ ❝ I know you’re scared of my mother but contemplating arson isn’t the way to fix this. ❞ ❝ I installed a stripper pole while you were gone because it made me think of you. ❞ ❝ All I was doing was helping the barista learn to spell my name properly. The song and dance should NOT have gotten you that embarrassed. ❞ ❝ How about we just never mention this again? ❞ ❝ Have you seen my earrings/necklace/rings? ❞ ❝ You are literally the child we both want/neither of us want. ❞ ❝ Did you call the doctor about that? ❞ ❝ Let me pop it, just let me pop it, nothing bad will happen, I swear! ❞ ❝ You almost left me at the gas station! ❞ ❝ Alright look! Next time you want to barbecue with the hair dryer, just make sure I’m home! ❞ ❝ I didn’t think the sink had this much water inside of it. ❞ ❝ Don’t be mad, but _____. ❞
Bonus for multi-lingual situations: ❝ Can you translate the news for me? None of this makes sense. ❞ ❝ What is the word for this? *points at ____* I keep wanting to say ‘printer’ but I feel that is wrong. ❞ ❝ Next time she calls you a ____ you just reply with _____. ❞ ❝ I’m sorry but my pronunciation must sound really bad to you. ❞ ❝ Shit! The government doesn’t have my alphabet, put this in a way I understand! ❞ ❝ Can you finger spell that for me, I’m not quite up to that level yet. ❞ ❝ That was said so horribly wrong but you sounded very cute while trying. A for effort. ❞
if i made a cah game later would anyone join
friendly reminder that i love theodosia burr so much and she’s so good & pure
chronolockcd replied to your post.
i go to the biggest high school in my region of the US lmao, we have literally 5000 students. the freshman class grows an insane amount each year
J E S U S
secondchanced replied to your post.
ME WHEN I SHOULD BEING DOING CHEMISTRY
FUCK I GOTTA DO CHEM AFTER THIS IT’S OK THO BC. MY CHEM CLASS SUCKS SO. I’LL JUST BE SKIMMING A CHAPTER OF INFORMATION I ALREADY KNOW. PLEASE KILL ME
chronolockcd replied to your post: chronolockcd replied to your post. y i k e s ...
same here, but i can’t handle an essay for homework literally every night. if i could, i’d do apush but i can’t.
DAMN is that how bad it is at ur school, jesus christ. it’s way more chill here omg ( but also there’s like. 400 people at my school it’s tiny? things in general are more chill here i think )
chronolockcd replied to your post.
y i k e s apush is evil and i am taking regular ush next year bc apush is ecil
see, but. i’m a giant history nerd??? and my teacher is really cool and i didn’t want to get stuck w the other ush teacher
me: sydnee, no talking to people ok, you gotta do your apush also me: scrolls through the dash instead of doing my apush